Procrasturbating

Tweaking so hard you're procrastinating masturbation.

I'm so sexually frustrated. I did a bunch of tweak last night and meant to get off but I ended up procrasturbating on Wikipedia instead.

by The Philosocologist March 10, 2015

procrasturbating

when you lowkey horny but you tell yourself you’ll beat your schmeat later.

i am procrasturbating right now.

by uncreativepseudonym January 17, 2021

Procrasturbating

Verb. : when you are purposely taking your time to reach climax when masturbating

I was procrasturbating yesterday.

by Andrew Nelson November 14, 2007

procrastibation

1. Procrastination by a Biffle ;2. Procrastination through Masturbation; 3.The act of procrastination for an urge

Quit Procrastibating on your project Billy!

by Rice Farmer March 17, 2005

procrasturbation

(noun) the act of getting pleasure out of procrastinating

I spent so much time procrasturbating that I never even did my essay.

by Pete November 2, 2002

Procrasturbating

The act of procrastination taken to the next level.

Man, I've got that English paper to write tonight but I'm procrasturbating instead.

by TheWildChev November 20, 2009

Procrasturbating

Putting off, getting off

The act of avoiding masturbation until a later date

"Wow, I've really been procrasturbating a lot lately; I should really get that done"

by Geoffry Barthalowmew Cornellius April 18, 2007