chain of prevents

A chain of events that prevents you from accomplishing anything important.

Billy: "Did you do the paper for history last night?"

Edwards: "Well, I started it but then Jimmy showed up with a twelve and showed me some videos online and... long story short, I didn't get it done because of the unexpected chain of prevents."

by Antrock February 25, 2010

Pride

Is a good thing to have,

But don't overdose on it. Pride can lead to the worst choice in your life. To never take the chance to reconcile a friendship that should have meant the world to keep.

by ILUJCND April 16, 2010

slut pride

Coined by comedian Margaret Cho.

In light of black pride, gay pride, feminism, and the like, slut pride is the final fronteer: the liberation and empowerment of the sexually loose.

Icons of slut pride could include "Sex and the City", Kim Cattrall, Paris Hilton, Britney Spears, and so forth.

"...And so I wondered 'Am I gay or am I straight?', and then I realized: I'm just slutty. Where's my parade? What about slut pride?!"

In honor of the "dykes on bikes" at gay pride, the slut pride parade could open with the "chicks on tricks"- men walking while carrying the women who are having sex with them.

by Lorelili February 16, 2009

Customer Prevention Department

AKA Sales Prevention Department AKA Credit Department
Most Companies have a sales department and there goal is simple. Take a product or service and present it to someone in need of your product or service. What many people do not know is every sales department has a nemesis, the customer prevention Department or Credit Department. Whose goal is to come up with a hundred reasons why the company should not sell to a customer.

Hey joe, Heard about that big sale, should be no prob getting that new boat next month.
Yeah 20 hours of negoation and I had it locked, then the Customer prevention department came along and out the fucking window it went.

by deltax138 October 8, 2008

crack head prices

When something is sold at a price far below market value. It is as if the seller is so desperate for drug money that he/she is willing to sell the item at any price regardless of how rediculously low.

"I just got 50 inch plasma screen T.V. at that yard sale! It was like crack head prices over there."

by SOME____1 May 2, 2007

pay the iron price

To take a item by force while owner is present, not paying for it with money, gold, or service.

I did pay the iron price for this chain by leaving him bleeding on the floor.

by Youngjayhova November 4, 2013

Lt. Bruce Price

1. Term for one who has more equipment on their belt than in the ambulance.

2. Slang for competent Paramedic

3. Slang for "Yes Man"

4. One who looks as if he is 70's Porn star

Synonyms: Batman, Bruce Price, The Pricer, Dumbass

Look at all that shit on his belt
is he a Lt. Bruce Price jr

by Jolt3333333 March 24, 2009