1) Noun. A wet, soggy pretzel
2) Adjective. Having stupid and ugly qualities
3) Noun. A stupid and utterly ugly person. Someone who nobody likes.
2) Adjective. Having stupid and ugly qualities
3) Noun. A stupid and utterly ugly person. Someone who nobody likes.
by WheatThin123 May 12, 2014
When a woman's vagina is so overly dry not even KY jelly can help. Basically a lost cause for men. A phrase often paired with cheese tits.
"How was your night with the old lady, she didn't have pretzel vagina again did she?"
"I'd have sex with her if she didn't have such cheese tits and a pretzel vagina"
"I'd have sex with her if she didn't have such cheese tits and a pretzel vagina"
by Nester17 December 10, 2013
Person A: Did you hear what she said?
Person B: Yeah, but she tends to speak pretzel so you can't believe it.
Person B: Yeah, but she tends to speak pretzel so you can't believe it.
by NamelessKiller July 24, 2015
A very fierce and intense session of sexual intercourse that involves the two partakers in a close embrace in which it is hard to unwind from.
by Nodnarb332 March 27, 2017
When one or more lesbians are in a bed and interlock in a Pretzel position and begin doing sexual activities.
Woman 1: This bed is too small for all 3 of us we need a bigger bed
Woman 2: Let's just make a Lesbian Pretzel
Woman 3: *lick sounds*
Woman 2: Let's just make a Lesbian Pretzel
Woman 3: *lick sounds*
by TheGoatest23 August 01, 2019
The epitome of a great threesome. Two men sit on the ground, legs overlapping, forming a diamond shape. The female, then, sits her naked bum atop the diamond and inserts one penis into her vaginal canal, and the other into her rectum. All three partners then begin thrashing their pelvic regions around in a violent manner until simultaneous orgasm has been reached.
by Phallap 'n' Gurrat September 24, 2014
The act of fisting your partners ass as they do the same to you while in a circle position like that of a pretzel
by elexis69 November 14, 2016