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adirondack mountain people

A single family comprised of all the people who live in the Adirondacks of Northern New York State.

They often live in small villages and greet outsiders with suspicion. Outsiders are blamed for most of the crime, even when its revealed that a crime was perpetrated by one of their relatives.

They all share common ancestors, and usually survive to the next generation by breeding with 2nd or 3rd cousins. They rarely leave the area, but many take the leap and move to the big city of either Watertown, Canton, or Massena.

Due to the lack of anything entertaining in the area, they entertain themselves by gossipping about each other, making bathtub meth, and camping in the woods. Gossip was historically discussed in local bars, of which they have plenty, or at family gatherings at their camps. Since highspeed Internet came to the area in 2012, the gossipping has moved online to topix sites. Locals will now discuss the whores on Maple street, the new stop sign next to the perverts house, and who is having intercourse with each other in public Internet forums for anyone to view (seriously, look it up).

There are no jobs in the area and it is a complete mystery how people survive, especially with 9 months of -20 degree weather.

Local attractions include the thousand islands, yardsales, rivers that have septic tanks draining directly into them, and an occasional black person.
Jared went on vacation with his family to Cranberry Lake in the Adirondacks. While there, many of the Adirondack Mountain People greeeted him by calling him an outsider and told him to go back where he came from.
by Nutzen YerMouf June 9, 2017
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The They People

The They People are the extremely large group of people who other people love to talk about. The They People know everything, are constantly giving advice, are experts in every field, and seem to be filled with expressions and sayings. The They People are vets, lawyers, doctors, philosophers, military, teachers, librarians, and any other profession you can think of.
“They warned me my aquarium should only have 1 inch of fish for each gallon of water.”
“They moved the Terror Level to yellow.”
“They told me to only tan for 20 minutes the first time.”
“They say an apple a day keeps the doctor away.”
"You know what They say; lying only leads to more lies."
“They do, do They?”
"Yes They do."
"Who the hell is this "They" everyone talks about?”
"You know…They. The They People."
"They" are pretty messed up saying obvious crap all the time."
by Jace555 May 24, 2009
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emo people

Emos are a hardcore, emotional community. They are usually shy and have an amazing taste in music. Their lifestyle isn't much different to the average person. They DO NOT self harm and are always the kindest people. They are great to talk to when you're having a great time. They embrace life and have a good knowledge. They are professional book worms as they love to read.
emo people
They are great people
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peopling

pronounced (people ing): the ability to tolerate people and their stupidity, as well as your own stupidity in a public setting. To people or engage in the act of peopling is to be able to remain tactful despite a person's obvious stupidity, and/or, lack of social skills.
I'm really bad at peopling today. I just can't people.
by linnythepooh April 15, 2013
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People Magazine

A magazine that follows around celebrities and reports their breakups, makeups, fights "facebook and or twitter wars" and everything else.
Usually everything is fake.
Also, People would rather talk about Brad Pitt than a girl found. after 28 years.
by insertstupidwittyfunnynamehere February 27, 2011
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The Free People Affect

n. -the way that a person can wear a heinous piece of clothing, but only if it is from a popular brand, i.e. Free People. If said ugly piece of clothing is from a "lame" brand, i.e. Aéropostale the garment in question is instantly recognized as the abomination it truly is.
clothing snob: Wow that's an interesting shirt...

aeropostale fan: Oh thanks, it's from my fave store, Aeropostale.

clothing snob: Ewww people still shop there? That shirt is so ugly I just vurped.

aeropostale fan: Did I say Aeropostale? I mean Free People!

clothing snob: Oh really? I was just kidding. It's so cute! Can I borrow it?

bystander: Wow, talk about the Free People Affect...!
by Wicked Stepmom October 6, 2013
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peopley

an over abundance of people
" hey, let's go its too peopley in here!"
by rudy mcswoody December 7, 2014
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