prepzilla

The pinnacle of prep. The kind of kid who cries when when he gets 98% on his math test. These preps are thinking obout which University they want to attend at the age of 3. The prepzilla does not believe in fun. They go through their lives trying to get a "good" job, but whats the point of getting an awesome job if your not going to enjoy it. Jobs are for money. Money is for fun and food.

Holy crap guys, prepzilla, two-o-clock.

by Ekkers May 14, 2005

Pretzel sticks

A phrase created to notify fellow male co-workers that a hot chick is in the vicinity. This allows one to alert others of the hottie's presence in the office without the fear of being turned into HR.

Caution should be used so five guys don't turn to check out the girl at the same time.

"Hey Jason, I'm hungry. Do you have any pretzel sticks?" At this point, the co-worker has been alerted with some discretion.

by JackCaz January 19, 2011

Soft Pretzel

The equivalent to whiskey dick. When you're so drunk and your mind is ready to fuck but your dick doesn't cooperate no matter how hot or perverted the girl is.

I couldn't get my soft pretzel in her box so I put it in her mouth instead.

by Chuck Schick February 18, 2010

Wet Pretzel

When someone is being extremely lame, or inconveniencing you. Much like finding a bowl full of soaked pretzels in your kitchen sink.

John, don't be such a wet pretzel.

by boltonfanforlife March 28, 2015

fo schnitzel my pretzel

a word used to agree with someone . commonly used by people of the sickest nature or descent.

nick: heyy man are you going to sleep with her?
polo: fo schnitzel my pretzel, shes really hot

by james polo November 22, 2007

put her in a pretzel

When u put a girl legs behind her head and f#ck her

My ex said to put her in a pretzel last night

by Uejnejjejjje March 24, 2017

Chocolate-covered Pretzel

Sticking your hand down your pants and wiping on your ass. The offending hand is then used to handle a victim's goods and/or to shake their hand.

Offender: There's that guy I hate...
Friend: What you gonna do?
Offender: Offer him a chocolate-covered pretzel!

(Offender wipes his hand on his brown eye)

Victim: Hi, how are you?
Offender: Fine thanks, you?

(They shake hands, mission accomplished)

by n3ptun0x May 30, 2006