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Bathroom Potion

Something you would make when you were younger, in the bathroom,

mostly it was a mixture of different soaps, shampoos and conditioners.
then you would dump it down the drain or smother yourself in it.
Random kid on the internet named S0ULT4K3R: I don't make bathroom potions, they are for kids
guy on the internet: Literally the only video you have uploaded is a recipe for a watery Bathroom potion.
by The Chipporino May 4, 2023
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Kiwi love potion

Used by australians towards people from new zealand.

- New Zealand has a lot of sheep there.

- Mint sauce is usually used on lamb roasts.
Adam - Hey can you pass me the kiwi love potion?
Tom - Huh, kiwi love potion?

Adam - Pass the bloody mint sauce ya git!
Tom - Oh, hahahahaha! *passes the mint sauce*
by DRIZL October 21, 2012
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The Amongus Potion

It is an elixir that will if drunk at 3am in the morning, transform you into the funny large obese red astronaut som the hit game amongus.
It can only be aquired off of the dark web, so be ready for the lawsuits when you purchase it.
For this video guys i will be drinking the Amongus potion and i will also be driving around while drunk.
by 10 Big Hot Sexy Swole Men November 23, 2022
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Patronage

The act of appointing someone to a public office for literally any reason other than their ability to hold a public office.
An example of patronage is electing a man who is clearly suffering from a mental decline, and a woman who has ruined several people's lives just because she is a woman, to get rid of a man whom you hate for no reason.

Oh, wait.

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by Ubeenbamboozledson January 2, 2022
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To Patronize and Harass

Satirical phrase of "To protect and serve". Half of violent crimes go unsolved and police are worried about non violent pot smokers who want nothing more than to be left alone and have the freedom to put whatever the hell they want in their own body.
Cops should have "To patronize and harass" on their cars when they are more worried about pot smokers than violent offenders.
by joepillowpants February 23, 2011
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Afghani Love Potion

A reference to an episode of 'IT Crowd', afghani love potion is Rohypnol, used to render a person unconscious in order to have sex with them.
Dude, I just gave Julia some Afghani love potion! Its gonna be a great night!

Oh man, I feel so tired. I think James must have slipped me some Afghani love potion.
by HabibLovesYou November 6, 2007
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Patron

aye girl can I get some patron in my cup
by Kristinasdfg January 30, 2009
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