pontagles

The ratio of fat versus muscle on a fish

My friend said my fish wasn’t big cause it wasn’t fat, he didn’t know about the pontagles rule, where muscle ways more than fat. My fish was a lean, mean, fighting machine with huge pontagles!

by ProFisherMan October 15, 2022

poonami

Combination of "poo" and "tsunami"... as in a giant wave of poo.

I took a crap so bad, it was a like a poonami exploded from my ass.

by Sean Galbraith July 26, 2004

poonami

The water that splashes on your butt when a poop falls into the toilet.

I don't need a bidet, I just got a poonami.

by heathcat June 22, 2011

poonage

vagina, pussy

That asian broad has some good poonage.

by Dahnamics October 7, 2003

Ponard

A word that can mean or be anything.

Im going to hit you with my ponard.

by DCR1213 May 8, 2008

Poonannie

A woman’s vagina

A woman’s vagina that has to be cleaned for her boyfriend

Freshen up your Poonannie poonannie poonannie

Freshen up your Poonannie For your boyfriend

by Haribooo_defonotfromaschool October 8, 2018

poonanatang

Cross between an orangutan and a poonani, eg a hairy muff

Yo mum has one hell of a poonanatang!!!

by 80lb.pen15 July 6, 2006