Chain Post

A fucking retarded post made by idiots on Facebook and MySpace that attempts to scare 9 year old kids into reposting some bogus, made-up, story about some tragedy and if they don't something bad will happen. These stories are 100% FAKE, as I have ignored them plenty and I am still alive and perfectly healthy. If these chain posts were real, I'd have died 5 years ago, and the world population would have seen a sharp decrease due to the amount of smart people ignoring these stupid posts every day. Seeing as the population has not been dropping as of late... it's fake. Case closed.
I don't even want to give an example of this shit. Chances, are, if you looked up this definition then you already know what a chain post is anyway.
by Chain_posts_are_FAKE October 21, 2012
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Post-Haste

Immediately. ASAP, or as fast as you can.
1)I have to finish this report Post-Haste!
2)I'm famished, someone give me food Post-Haste!
by Will Radford December 13, 2005
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Posted Up

Tom & Blake were posted up behind the supermarket when the robbery occured.
by Steve Franchise October 18, 2007
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Post Body

A phrase used on 4chan’s fitness board, asking someone to back up their statement with a photo of their physique.
Anon 1: personally I think deadlifts are the best exercise
Anon 2: deadlifts are complete trash, you’re gonna hurt yourself
Anon 1: post body
by Trengod September 29, 2019
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Post-Good

The idea that something extremely or "awesomely" bad will garner a bigger reaction and more attention than something traditionally considered "good."

The idea of of "bad" in this context is flexible and refers to something that is easily criticized or parodied.

This is seen as a subconscious movement that takes advantage of the recently changed dynamic between critic and media.
I'm really into post-good music and TV, like Rebecca Black and Jersey Shore.
by theylive March 31, 2011
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Post Edge

A term used either by 1) people that still live by the straight edge principles, but don't identify with the label or the scene anymore or 2) by people that used to be straight edge, but now drink, but still relate to the music, the message and the aesthetics.
She used to be all about straight edge, but now she has started reading Derrida and is totally post edge.
by staringintothesun October 24, 2022
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post lash

The act of continuing drinking (getting lashed) after a night out on the town.
-Do you fancy coming back to ours for a bit of a post lash?

-Wheres post lash happening tonight?
-Dave's
-Ace, see you there.

-Last night was so much fun. The post lash was the best bit.
by gregsmith January 30, 2009
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