by thomdavid October 16, 2009
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A posh twat is an incredibly blonde girl, who, though dislike by most, thinks everyone wants to be them. Don't be fooled though, their only friends are each other. Role models include The Plastics and Paris Hilton. Posh Twats exhibit behavior such as pretending to be bisexual so people pay attention to them, continually repeating how they "dont care" what you think of them, and taking myspace pictures with weird pouty expressions.
A posh twat is an incredibly blonde girl, who, though dislike by most, thinks everyone wants to be them. Don't be fooled though, their only friends are each other. Role models include The Plastics and Paris Hilton. Posh Twats exhibit behavior such as pretending to be bisexual so people pay attention to them, continually repeating how they "dont care" what you think of them, and taking myspace pictures with weird pouty expressions.
Posh Twat: OMG STOP STARING AT MEEEEEEEEEEE
Kid 1: ...I was looking at my girlfriend behind you.
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Posh Twat: And like, I was so upset, because like the car they wanted to buy me was like, purple instead of like, white. I need my girlfriend to come make me feel better. :(
Kid 1: ...I was looking at my girlfriend behind you.
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Posh Twat: And like, I was so upset, because like the car they wanted to buy me was like, purple instead of like, white. I need my girlfriend to come make me feel better. :(
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by Alex the ham February 26, 2008
Get the posh wank mug.A girl born into a rich family. I know no one cares about school, but I will just say, there parents can afford to send them to private school. So they will tend to be snobby. Some are in US but most are in the UK. Its pretty much imposable to get rich enough to make your kids them, but don't have kids they: suck, smell, annoy and don't do anything good anyway.
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Posh Girls tend to walk in packs of two - donning fluffy hair and a floppy comb-over of the forehead. The fluffyness of the hair is to look semi-emo and a little hippy chic - but actually its because they think anyone who uses hair straightners and hairspray is comman muck. The fluffy hair look also stems from the Polo sport scene, and the horse riding scene - which a Posh Girl has taken part of most of her life, or frequented such pretentious events. Usually pro fox-hunting as their parents are country folk, and also class themselves as a Tory - because thats what their Father's political stance is... they actually dont follow politics themselves and dont know what a Tory is anywho.
Posh Girls, you'll find, tend to show off there poshness mostly in the Sixth form faze (16 - 18 yrs old)- and always don the latest fashion clothes and accessories (as long as they are a'Posh Girl' style). However, Posh Girls dont earn and pay for the clothes etc themselves. They dont usually work as their parents buy them these clothes. Posh Girls cash in on their parents underlying guilt of sending them off to private boarding schools as soon as they popped out into the world.
Note the loud dangly sounding silver bracelets and earrings these girls wear. This draws attention to just how Posh and Rich these girls are. Notice the extreamly rosey cheeks. This tends to stem from numorous rah-rar Hockey stick matches played during Phys-Ed at Posh School.
The clothes, like the hair - stems from the emo scene - but not quite so emo. More flower prints and hippy bags. Bright colours. They dont actually lisen to alternative music at all but like to pretend they do so they can attract the Surfers in Cornwall, and Brighton - England.
The Posh Girls can usually be spotted on the metro in London, Sloan Square, and Bond Street.
Normal Person 1: "lets head over here to go shopping."
Normal Person 2: "We cant, there is a group of Posh Girls heading towards us, and their fluffy hair is blocking the way!"
Posh Girls tend to walk in packs of two - donning fluffy hair and a floppy comb-over of the forehead. The fluffyness of the hair is to look semi-emo and a little hippy chic - but actually its because they think anyone who uses hair straightners and hairspray is comman muck. The fluffy hair look also stems from the Polo sport scene, and the horse riding scene - which a Posh Girl has taken part of most of her life, or frequented such pretentious events. Usually pro fox-hunting as their parents are country folk, and also class themselves as a Tory - because thats what their Father's political stance is... they actually dont follow politics themselves and dont know what a Tory is anywho.
Posh Girls, you'll find, tend to show off there poshness mostly in the Sixth form faze (16 - 18 yrs old)- and always don the latest fashion clothes and accessories (as long as they are a'Posh Girl' style). However, Posh Girls dont earn and pay for the clothes etc themselves. They dont usually work as their parents buy them these clothes. Posh Girls cash in on their parents underlying guilt of sending them off to private boarding schools as soon as they popped out into the world.
Note the loud dangly sounding silver bracelets and earrings these girls wear. This draws attention to just how Posh and Rich these girls are. Notice the extreamly rosey cheeks. This tends to stem from numorous rah-rar Hockey stick matches played during Phys-Ed at Posh School.
The clothes, like the hair - stems from the emo scene - but not quite so emo. More flower prints and hippy bags. Bright colours. They dont actually lisen to alternative music at all but like to pretend they do so they can attract the Surfers in Cornwall, and Brighton - England.
The Posh Girls can usually be spotted on the metro in London, Sloan Square, and Bond Street.
Normal Person 1: "lets head over here to go shopping."
Normal Person 2: "We cant, there is a group of Posh Girls heading towards us, and their fluffy hair is blocking the way!"
Normal Person 1: "Lets head over to those shops over there."
Normal Person 2:"We cant, there is a cattle troupe of Posh Girls heading this way - and their fluffy hair is blocking our path!"
Normal Person 2:"We cant, there is a cattle troupe of Posh Girls heading this way - and their fluffy hair is blocking our path!"
by Mustardevil September 22, 2008
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Arrange the sofa cushions, dim the lights, maybe put on some soft music (as long as it's not Chris De Burg) and pour a large glass of red wine - (probably not new world).
For added poshness, choose some porn that doesn't make you feel sickened the moment you've shot your load onto the balsam tissues.
Arrange the sofa cushions, dim the lights, maybe put on some soft music (as long as it's not Chris De Burg) and pour a large glass of red wine - (probably not new world).
For added poshness, choose some porn that doesn't make you feel sickened the moment you've shot your load onto the balsam tissues.
by exmonkey August 2, 2010
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