Bitch Portions

An outrageously small quantity of an object. Just like a ration, but called a bitch portion.. because the size of the portion is a little bitch.

Jake- "Dude, the cafeteria today is serving bitch portions of spaghetti. My little 2 year old brother eats more than this..."

by Jk_ReefChief December 25, 2012

Portingale

To carry bad wind. Toxic farts.

Em would always suffer with her Portingale

by menkalot December 2, 2009

Porting

The act of texting someone and watching porn at the same time without them knowing.

Ex1: Boy 1- "Dude last night i was so porting Jessica."

Boy 2- "Dude Noice"

Ex2: Mel- "oh yes baby."

Jane- "Mel u better not be porting me"

by Patty Dilson June 15, 2014

Potion swapping

Another word for unprotected sex that has a healing effect and an emphasis on male ejaculating inside of his woman partner.

Gary- You and Daisy were so loud last night. Where you safe by not finishing in her?

Jimmy- We are always potion swapping. It's the only way we feel safe in our minds..

by Jimyee97 July 6, 2017

Portiola

A unified school management system,
targeted at seamless and stressless learning and management.

Gochinart just installed portiola for your school.

by Godson Chinweuba May 8, 2020

Potions

Ballz.

Alchemy Potions Revive!

by TrumpTheKiđkissingSexoffenđer. December 19, 2020

porting

butthole to butthole contact between two bare ass grown ass men

person 1: bro why are you pooping in that man's butt
person 2: fuck off dude were porting

by big_dicc_bandit February 26, 2021