Jody Porter 

The badass lead guitarist for the American Alternative/power pop band Fountains of Wayne, or at least he used to be.

Hey man did you hear Jody Porter?
No!

Jody Porter by Aucesign March 11, 2019

Adam porter 

Does nothing but play Lego among us Pokemon go reddit

You are such an Adam Porter

Adam porter by Ur mum is in my bum November 2, 2020

shawn porter 

Shawn Porter is a boxer who is basically jesus christ himself.

Wow Shawn Porter has a huge cock

shawn porter by kuhpan January 3, 2021

Sam Porter Bridges 

He has aphenphosmphobia and looks like Norman Reedus. He also carries a baby around for some reason.

Worker#1: urgh the delivery guy is back again
Worker#2: ah Sam Porter Bridges yeah?
Worker#1: yes
Worker#2: What does he want?
Worker#1: Monster energy drinks ~_~

Sam Porter Bridges by Chatur Singh November 23, 2021

cambel porter 

a person who who gets all the men and treats women with respect and kindness and is very good at fortnite

you: yo bro
friend: yeah?
you: did you see cambel porter pulled another dude!
friend: are you surprised?

cambel porter by the superdude that drinks coke November 9, 2022

Pull a Porter 

Taking a work day off on a Monday, or any other day last minute, to enjoy a Porter.

If Blake decides to Pull a Porter again, we won't have standup today.

Pull a Porter by sesamechicken0 April 12, 2021

miss porter's

A boarding and day school in the middle of no where aka Farmington CT where you can find girls that are much smarter than the one's at Ethel Walker's who often date AOF and salisbury's guys due to boy deprevation and frequently lose at sports except crew and softball except of course when the play Ethel Walker's hmmmmm.... I wonder why?

Geee that girls a slut...she must be from Walker's

miss porter's by anonymous April 17, 2005