sperm poisoning

The result of too much sperm being released into the vagina, creating a condition inside that grows and mutates into a creature that exits the vagina in a period of roughly nine months.

Jane's at the clinic today, apparently she got a case of sperm poisoning a month ago.

by Veen May 5, 2003

apple-polisher

A person who apple-polishes (to pamper and flatter in order to get personal advantage)

"My classmate Sarah is a big apple-polisher"

by Wally elsissy September 5, 2006

poison the well

When a person rejects the conclusion of an argument by attacking its source, rather than attacking its premise.

Hitler claims that the earth goes around the sun.
But Hitler is evil and cannot be trusted.
Therefore the earth does not go around the sun.

by Nathar Leichoz July 24, 2004

Polish Drive-By

When one drive's past one's relative with out any acknowledgement by either party.

Miro: We are almost at Anna's

Ryan: Slow down guy, I think that's your parents.

Miro: I can't wait to see her.

Ryan: Dude! You just pulled a polish drive-by on your parents.

by kroon78 October 28, 2010

Polish the Bishop

To Jerk off, masturbate.

"When Ron is alone, he likes to polish the bishop"

by Ironmike2018 December 28, 2005

Polispeak

Noun. Polispeak is a term used to describe quotes made by politicians, which are usually stupid, funny, confusing, or attract media attention for one reason or another.

"Jack, what did you say to Jill about Bill!?"
"All I did was have 'a short and jocular conversation' with her, it wasn't serious!"
"Nice use of Polispeak"
"Thanks, that Peter Garrett quote attracts attention anywhere nowdays"

by Over the Hill December 27, 2007

Poison Pen

Something written in malice or spite: to be dismissive, usually in a mean spirited way.

Yeah, I got an email from Maeve. She said that only I would look good in a donkey suit considering I am an ass. Wow, what a poison pen email.

by Tigerino July 9, 2010