phantom-poof

Cusping your hand over your butt while you fart, then opening said hand into a person's face, preferably in the direction of their nose.

After letting out some gas, Jim phantom-poofed into Jon's face.

by Dan Haber December 3, 2005

poof

something that is blown up, or enlarged.

something a magician does

"her dress is poofy"
"thats a bit poofed up"
"poof and it appeared"

by phiney May 19, 2007

poofed

To expand; enlarge; poof out.

The cat was agitated. His tail was poofed out.

There was a strong wind today. Her skirt poofed out as the wind caught it.

by All Seeing Meteo June 11, 2006

poofs

A group of queers who are in between gay and strait.

"Oh,me and Fanny are right poofs. Atleast I hope we are."

by Mikethegreat scouser November 18, 2006

poofnuts

a classy comeback against a straight guy who just did/said something gay...or was being a total wanker...or both

straight guy: yo emma didnt you know that horizontal stripes make u look fat?

emma: shut it pooofnuts!

by mandus January 28, 2004

un poof

in all seriousness.
this is the french slang for a homosexual
i kid you not.
that is all.

Pierre, tu sais que phillipe est un poof non?!

((pierre, you know that phillipe is a homosexual dont you))

by Reg Inald November 8, 2007

poofer

slang term for a gay man, i.e. queen

For God's sake, I'm gay but I don't wear make-up and a boa like that poofer over there.

by derek April 24, 2004