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pooned

"pooned" should never be used as a substitue for "owned." Saying "pwned" is dumb enough. "Poon" is really and abbreviation of the slang term "poontang." "Poontang" has been around since the 70's. "Poon," in slang terms, refers to a woman's sexual organs, especially when refering to finding a way to have intercourse with said organs. "Tang," in slang terms, refers to the act of sexual intercourse.

"Poon" also is defined as the act of hitting something with a harpoon. However, that is a bit archaic.
"Dude, I got so much poon at the party."

or

"I need to get some poon so badly."

"pooned" is not a real word and therefore I have no example of it. You can't make a noun past tense...
by Noodlemonkey May 18, 2006
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plomedy

A new theatrical event that blends the wit of stand up comedy and the intensity of a one-man show. It is presented in an innovative play format by professional comedians.
I was feeling really low, until I saw the plomedy.

"Shut Up, Sit Down and Eat", a new theatrical sensation, is America's first original plomedy.

That plomedy was so funny I almost peed in my pants.
by Zimiliuch November 16, 2011
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who pooted

who pooted is a saying when a flaming stank comes out your arse
diego i heard owen poot... who pooted
by w.e.s 3d April 1, 2018
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Pooted

Adjective. A car that is not clean, and has high mileage
Example1
Me: Why do you park in the grass instead of the driveway like everyone else?

Friend: Because the show cars have to stay “less pooted”.

Example 2
Me: Did you check out the car you told me about?

Friend: Yeah, it was pooted so I didn’t buy it.
by VR6BDF March 14, 2019
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Pom Pommed

To have Pom Pom wine and dine you after being previously step mommed and floor tommed.
by Xero January 20, 2005
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pooted

The state of being trashed beyond anything you can imagine. You are in another world, where everything and every place has become a sandbox in which you wish to play. You will not remember names.. faces... or anything for that matter.; A blacked out state in which you do not plan to function in what society may consider normal, or even inebriated. You do as you please without conscience, morals, or anything coherent for that matter.
I am so pooted right now, please get a camera and watch me make love to this cactus; Dude is that your sister? I'm so pooted I'm going to pick her up from middle school tomorrow and she is going to have my kid in 9 months.; Robbie was so pooted last night he made out with your girlfriend, twice, and then those twins from puerto rico.
by TheOnlyErik October 27, 2007
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Pooted

The action taken by 13 year old urban white males when they kill their first saber tooth tiger.
"Holy Crap Jared pooted! Did you see it?!"
by Tawneh February 5, 2005
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