"pooned" should never be used as a substitue for "owned." Saying "pwned" is dumb enough. "Poon" is really and abbreviation of the slang term "poontang." "Poontang" has been around since the 70's. "Poon," in slang terms, refers to a woman's sexual organs, especially when refering to finding a way to have intercourse with said organs. "Tang," in slang terms, refers to the act of sexual intercourse.
"Poon" also is defined as the act of hitting something with a harpoon. However, that is a bit archaic.
"Poon" also is defined as the act of hitting something with a harpoon. However, that is a bit archaic.
"Dude, I got so much poon at the party."
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"I need to get some poon so badly."
"pooned" is not a real word and therefore I have no example of it. You can't make a noun past tense...
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"I need to get some poon so badly."
"pooned" is not a real word and therefore I have no example of it. You can't make a noun past tense...
by Noodlemonkey May 18, 2006
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I am so pooted right now, please get a camera and watch me make love to this cactus; Dude is that your sister? I'm so pooted I'm going to pick her up from middle school tomorrow and she is going to have my kid in 9 months.; Robbie was so pooted last night he made out with your girlfriend, twice, and then those twins from puerto rico.
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