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Politicians

A group of people, of which some are doing their best, but all get abuse from idiots who only look at the worst of the bunch.
'Ooh! I hate those nasty politicians! No, I never read the news.'
by Da King Prawn February 12, 2018
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A bunch of fugly old white guys that are scared of vaginas, gays, transgender people, and POC.
"Wow, that politician has not said one truthful thing this entire interview."
by Dikrat Jones December 1, 2020
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[Insert politician I dont like here]

A massive deuchebag. Nobody likes them.
1: Insert politician I dont like here is a fucking retard.
2: Agreed.
by SlimyKlerburt December 5, 2020
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If you're black and you support Trump, do you ever ask yourself whether he would do the same for you when you get kicked off the plane for not wearing a mask? Do you also ask yourself whether Biden is any better for trying to force you to wear one?
No matter what they tell you, a politician is not on your side. They dont give a fuck about you or your vote, it's a number to them.
by Solid Mantis October 21, 2020
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Took a Corrupt Politician

When you take a big dump, be political to a certain degree after doing it, but refrain from using some certain names.
Rico took a Corrupt Politician after eating something from Taco Bell.
by PhoenixGamer34 April 27, 2021
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Politician

A type of liar. Full of promises that they don't often deliver on.
The politician said when elected that there would not be any capital gains tax implemented during the current term. Six months later then announces that a capital gains tax is to be bought in.
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Politician's thumb

The way a politician holds their hand in a first with their thumb used as the pointer, because focus groups said that using a finger was too aggressive.

Originally pioneered by Barack Obama, and used by most politicians since then who don't want to be seen as overly aggressive.
Did you see the rendition of Nikki Haley in the SNL episode of the Republican presidential candidates debate? She nailed the politician's thumb.
by Werdenschmidt November 13, 2023
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