The biggest poes of 10 Alma Rd

An individual whom has displayed a singular or multiple incidents of ‘poesery’ within the confines of 10 Alma Rd.

Ben Neuburger didn’t make us dinner, he’s the biggest poes of 10 Alma Rd.

by Corain February 20, 2020

poked up

When someone literally gets "poked" up as in stabbed.

Yo this nigga was punkin me, so you know he got poked up.

by yatusabes March 2, 2008

Poesnaai

Classic Afrikaans slang, meaning 'cuntfuck'. Used liberally in the Western Cape region of South Africa.

Andrew how could you do that? You are such a poesnaai!

by AdmiralDope February 13, 2009

Poes

Another word for female genitalia. Usually used to describe someone in an unsavory and vulgar manner. Also a form of greeting amongst South African Youth.

"Jy is n Poes." or "Why you acting like a Poes."
In the form of a greeting: "Awe, jou poes."

by Manny2197 May 18, 2021

poes

Derogitory for vagina, or someone who acts like a cunt.

Pass the spliff you fucking poes!
Jesus that cunteater is a slippery poes!
Dont be a poes.

by Mike May 2, 2003

poke badgers with spoons

A truly original sin... this quote is taken from an Eddie Izzard stand-up routine which talks about the Catholic idea of Original Sin. He talks about a guy going into confession and saying "Forgive me Father, for I have sinned... I poked a badger with a spoon." In response the priest says that's a truly original sin.

As seen on t-shirts, bumper stickers, etc.: "I poke badgers with spoons."

by Liz E.G. July 28, 2008

poesklap

Afrikaans in origin - poes (vagina) and klap (slap). Pronounced "poosklup" with long "oo". Rhymes with goosecup if that was actually a word. It is the type of slap administered to a recipients head in such a way that their eyes bug out, their sphincters let go and their descendants end up sporting black eyes and stunted mental development.

I gave that SJW such a poesklap she gave birth to pooptuplets.

by The L-Shaped Tetris Block April 3, 2017