Ploomp

To be round or chubby. Synonym to plump.

A: Damn did you see that raccoon?

B: Yeah it was hella ploomp

by Dunder August 2, 2019

Plop and Togger

Two men simultaneously genitally stimulating each other while both take a shit. Essentially an advanced form of mutual Blumpkin. Bonus points are generally awarded if performed in a two seater outhouse.

Jake and Shawn really became good friends after they did the old Plop and Togger last week.

by Keweenaw Kid August 2, 2019

rawt and plop

also, the rawt and plop.

rawt covers the grunting sounds made while trying to relieve constipation, and plop refers to the satisfying sound of excrements falling into the water below.

dude i really have to go rawt and plop, but ill text you later.

by mtcake July 18, 2010

Rub-n-plop

For use on difficult or reluctant turds that hesitate to come out, but whose presence can be felt in the lower abdomen. One can rub their guts, pressing inwards working the deuce downward until the immediate urge to shit hits.

Got something wicked left over from those tacos last night that just won't leave, should probably try a lil rub-n-plop

by CholulaJew December 10, 2013

Cough-n-plop

The act of releasing a loud cough to cover up the fact that you dropped a big one on the toilet

Guy 1: "dude, I was sitting in the stall yesterday at the big game, when I heard another dude rip a major cough-n-plop" "too bad you couldn't come to the game, you would of loved the sound of it!"
Guy 2: " Dude." I was in that stall. "
Guy 2:

by Jules7 September 14, 2015

ploov

Ploov is an insult. It's another way to call someone a tool, a dumbass, a posuer, or a bitch. This word is deeply rooted in Mrs.Herken's advisory class at Pleasant Ridge High School in Kansas. The students started using ploov since the teacher didn't know what it meant and that way they could easily avoid getting a detention.

Ex 1: Good Charlotte is music for ploovs, but Beastie Boys and Franz Ferdinand is music for cool ppl.

Ex 2: Charlie Heugel is a ploov...so is Mrs. Herken

by Professor Booty June 21, 2004

Shoddy Plop

The disappointing act of feeling like you need a really good dump but only being able to produce small pebble like turds.

It felt like I was going to drop the whole family off at the pool but instead I ended up having a shoddy plop

by monkeyhutch July 8, 2010