Peckerclamps

A name referring to the hands of a guy unwilling to work like a man and is in general a lazy whining sap

"Get those peckerclamps on that shovel and dig goddamit!"

" If he would use those hands for something other than pulling his pud, he might make something out of himself "

by incider November 3, 2011

Pecker shits

This is for when you take a piss and it smells awful, or resembles a smell of you shitting from your pecker

"Man that was a good piss"
"Dude what the hell, you have pecker shits turn the fan on!"
"My bad bro"

by birdmanswag November 17, 2014

peckis nenis

a neck that extends when happy and has multiple chins when normal. Almost like a a penis when it erects.

has your peckis nenis extended today?

by Modi Fipez December 11, 2017

Peckerdo

The male equivalent of a tittydo. When a man's gut sticks out further than his penis do.

Did you see that fat guy over there? He totally has a peckerdo.

by thisisfuckedup October 10, 2020

Dead pecker bench

The long wooden bench outside of a country store in the south. Where old men gather.

Grandpa and all his buddies were sittin on the dead pecker bench talking about the war.

by soapdonkey April 18, 2015

pity peck

When you give a guy a quick kiss so he doesn't feel bad about himself.

I gave John a pity peck. I didn't want him to feel insecure about himself,

by Otterpals April 26, 2016

homie peck

a homie peck is a type of kiss that you give to the homies but is very interesting because it involves a lot of body fluid, such as blood, cum, piss, puss, mucus and anything else imaginable, but its with the homies so its not gay nor weird, so you're good as long as you say "no homo" before you give them the homie peck!

homie 1: "hey you wanna homie peck...??"
homie 2: "thought you never wouldve asked!!"

by xklud September 4, 2022