pitywicking

the warping of wood on the inside of wind instruments due to excesive saliva output.

The pitywicking that occurred in my oboe was in direct correlation to my sister's wet mouth.

by Tempe August 8, 2006

pity digits

A phone number you give/get from a girl/guy the morning after you sleep with him/her even though you have absolutely no intention of calling him/her ever again, but it makes the whole goodbye thing way less awkward

I hooked up with a girl last night; she was annoying and I never want to see her again, so the next morning I got some pity digits when I dropped her off so it wouldn't be weird.

by Are2Dee2 October 9, 2009

Pityhole

A pityhole is the black-hole like creation of a person who is trying to suck you into not leaving them. They try to induce so much pity in you through heart-wrenching stories that you feel too much pity to leave them.

Guy 1: Dude, did you hear what happened to Christine?

Guy2: The girl whose been crushing on you? No, what happened.

Guy 1: Her Grandma died.

Guy 2: Thats' horrible. You should comfort her.

Guy 1: Also, her boyfriend just dumped her.

Guy 2: Ok... that is bad.

Guy 1: She also said that her house just burned down.

Guy 2: Dude, be careful. She may be pulling you into a

pityhole.

Guy1: Nonsense. Oh, she just texted me that she has cancer.

Guy 2: Ok, she is definitely creating a pity hole. And it's obviously starting to work on you.

by ATXCyberdyne August 12, 2011

Pity Friending

Accepting a friend request out of pity.

I am not pity friending anymore.

by Bahiyyih July 22, 2012

Pity rim

When a friend or other person offers to give you their winning rim from their Tim Hortons coffee cup.

mitch's friend offered her winning rim to him but mitch rejected her pity rim because he was too honorable. She was also a Republican and a racist.

by sonofamitch91 August 1, 2012

pity pash

A pash,given to someone out of pity. Reasons for a pity pash include feeling sorry for someone because you did not pash them in the past or that they have not been pashed in a while.

Girl 1: Remember when that guy was in love with you and you always ignored him?
Girl 2: Yeah, I feel bad about that now. If I ever see him again ill probs give him a pity pash

by alcynic August 5, 2013

pity d

When you go through an entire semester of class and don't learn shit. You hope your professor takes pity on you and gives you a D so that you pass and wont have to take his/her shitty class again.

After cramming a whole semesters worth of stats into the night before finals, Mike knew his only hope of passing the class was if his professor gave him a pity D

by RelaxedRomeo December 8, 2013