Penis Picasso

An adult that has a penchant for sketching crudely drawn pictures of the male genital region. Others around this individual may believe them to be immature, however this person is a borderline genius. These pictures can be left anywhere for others to view. Common locations are as follows:

- Unattended jacket pockets
- Under windshield wipers
- Hidden deep in paperwork so it is discovered much later

She was a real Penis Picasso, her dick drawings could be found in all the finest desk drawers and kitchen appliances.

by Not_Michael_Keaton August 15, 2016

hot Picasso

A sexual act depicting any one of Picasso’s many great works of art (i.e., “Bull’s Head” or “Massacre in Korea”)

(up to interpretation)

I gave her a hot Picasso.

by Uncle.Tito.Time January 30, 2018

Rusty Picasso

When you wipe your shit stained dick and a chicks back like a paint brush

“ Last night I raw dogged a chicks ass, when I pulled out I had shit on my dick, so I gave her a Rusty Picasso.”

by Spicy Cholula October 9, 2020

Portland Picasso

Ejaculating onto a paintbrush then painting the ejaculate onto someone's face.

Chris, fired off some knuckle children onto a 3" paintbrush, because there was no place to put it. He then gave Derrick a "Portland Picasso"

by painting the contents of the brush on Derrick's face...while he slept, because there was no place to put it...

by Chubbs5280 March 27, 2021

Fan Room Picasso

The act of jerking off in multiple places in the fan room of a nuclear submarine. The arcing loads of jizz splashing on the ventilation equipment creating works of abstract expressionism. The Picasso reference was due to the boxy nature of the equipment in the fan room and Picasso’s cubism period.

Little sailor Billy is a fan room Picasso during field day. Better steer clear or you could lose an eye.

by wet poncho villa June 15, 2021

Citroen Xsara Picasso

An egg shaped minivan, which is one of the ugliest Citroens ever made other than the C3 Pluriel, an egg shaped roadster.

M: What car does he drive?
T: A Citroen Xsara Picasso.
M: Well, that's an ugly piece of shit.

by MVT, the greek spoondog... August 11, 2025

Pablo Diego José Francisco de Paula Juan Nepomuceno María de los Remedios Cipriano de la Santísima Trinidad Ruiz y Picasso

A Renaissance painter with a really long name who didn't do his job very well.

"Aw, Pablo Diego José Francisco de Paula Juan Nepomuceno María de los Remedios Cipriano de la Santísima Trinidad Ruiz y Picasso!

by Pylimenes November 16, 2020