Bradley Perkins

He's a straight up G!! And even with a broken shoulder, he could still kick your ass!

Bradley Perkins is a boss!

by Jerry Toothless June 30, 2010

perineum

the scientific term for chode, grundle, gooch, bifkin.

it's pronounced per-A-nE-um

by smashpangler May 21, 2003

perping

To act like you don't know something.

George why you perping like you don't what went on last night?

by Tammie February 14, 2005

perpin' the slong

Term used when a male perpetrates having a well-endowed penis, when in fact, to his partner's surprise is actually the opposite of large. In this case, see peter petweeter.

Brad's perpin' the slong. He's really only two inches.

by geniusH August 6, 2006

perking

To fake, hold out on someone.

You perking on me, cuz yean even made the cd yet.

by Rawvera cracka J September 28, 2003

Periwinkle

When a man cums all over your face while throwing confetti in the air and yelling "periwinkle!" during the whole process the man is wearing a sombrero and galoshes and is eating a quiche.

Hoe1- omg he totally periwinkled me last night

Hoe2- omg omg omg totes no way that is soooo disgusting

by rewster toilinator October 13, 2011

Perwinz

fat, man-eating, Loud spikey haired penguins that feed off soles of mankind and asses that resemble that of a baboon's with the exception that a recticle is marked on it with the center directly on the anus. Term coined by the infamous rob o'connor as a hybridization of two of the most notorious |gAp| clan members <i>Pernz</i> and <i>Alwin</i>.

The central breeding ground for perwinz is Newark NJ because they are highly attracted to the energy output that comes from stealing TVs.

by Strider_X February 26, 2005