penetration station

place to bang.

i'm gonna tongue punch her fart box in the penetration station

by pepperonipony July 22, 2010

double midget penetration

sliding a midget onto a sufficiently large penis so that it is able to travel through one whole and out of the other, push the midget down and make love to another midget with the remainder of the penis.

Things got out of hand last night and i ended up commiting an act of double midget penetration with Ivy and Dot, you know, the two old ladies from across the street, boy do i regret it now...

by Iva Penis March 1, 2007

parpetration

The emission of a toxic odor from the nether regions: a fart.

Ewww, parpetration! Who parpetrated?

by FirstTimeSS September 12, 2009

penetration pal

A far less aggressive term for "fuck buddy." PG and silly way to describe a sex friend. Plus, alitteration is awesome.

I'm feeling so horny, I'm going to text my penetration pal!

by SicoliComedy February 8, 2017

Penetration Probation

When you’re disappointed with a significant other, so you punish them with a time-out on sex.

Him: I’m so disappointed you kissed that dude. I’m putting you on penetration probation.

Her: but I need the dick

by mjdy November 28, 2017

Penetration Proclamation

An action in which a large group of males get together and get each other's dicks in their asses to form a line. The line becomes a spiral in which the innermost person busts a nut into the second person. The second person busts a nut in the third person and it keeps going. The semen builds up so much that by the time it gets to the outermost person, all the semen is freed from the Penetration Proclamation, hence the "proclamation" in Penetration Proclamation.

Richard: Hey remember the Penetration Proclamation we all did last weekend?
Dick: Yeah, why?
Richard: There was so much semen that it flooded Billy's house!
Dick: Oh yeah that was fun!

by goldenmario52 June 11, 2018

perpetraitor

Someone who was a confidant/accomplice-in-crime to someone else, but then squealed on said second party, ran off wif all da loot, etc. --- there's no honor among thieves.

After Huck Finn returned da stolen money and otherwise spoiled their nefarious plans, da King and da Duke were busy labeling each other as a shameless perpetraitor, since it was revealed dat they had each privately/secretly planned to run out on da other fellow --- i.e., selfishly take all da gold for himself while leaving da other guy penniless.

by QuacksO March 3, 2023