Period

High-concentrated cooties that is usually caused by an excess of the toxin.
This form of cootie is so dangerous that upon exiting the female pee hole, it instantly causes the "period-er" to bleed, sometimes for weeks on end.
"Dearest Paul, I have just recently recieved my cootie shot"

"That is good to hear, my close friend, Robert. But you musn't turn a blind eye to the incredible toxicity of the period. Seventeen Magazine just recently reported that new technologies are currently being sought for due to the period's ability to tear through modern period diapers/plugs."
by cLee9191 July 11, 2008
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Period

A time worse for men than for woman
When i came home from work my wife had the biggest period
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Question: You wanna go smoke brodie?

Response: Period.
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Period

The punishment that women must endure (rightfully so) for being cunts 93% of the time.
Girl - My life fucking sucks, and to make things even worse, I just started my period!

Guy- Perhaps you should try not being such a cunt all the time. oh, and you have blood all over your pants.
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When Mila said that fantasy football was “so basic” the youngp responded with “period period” meaning he fully understood
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Period.

A word used after a statement to emphasise its finality, usually used to sound more savage
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Periodicity

The pains, cramps, and aches associated with a woman's menstrual cycle.
She laid on the couch, complaining about her periodicity.

Sometimes periodicity is so bad, one might not go into school or work that day.
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