420 Miles Per Hour

When you're blazed as fuck and you only do things at your own speed.

"sorry i'm late bro, i had a joint before I left, now i'm going at 420 miles per hour"

by isitallovermyface March 3, 2017

88 miles per hour!

An exclamation expressing joy that something complex that you created or did actually works.

by Anonymous August 8, 2003

gallons per mile

unit for measuring gas mileage for a hummer

My H7 gets 3 gallons per mile.

by st pauli girl is hot April 18, 2007

As per

As per is simply short for as per usual. Given that the phrase is so common in everyday usage, dropping the usual makes it much easier to say and is designed to be used in a non formal manner.

He was drunk last night as per.

by therealdoogie February 26, 2011

Strokes Per Minute

Abbreviated as SPM, strokes per minute refers to how many jerks an avid masturbator averages in one minute. The higher the SPM, the more skill, although blistering is a serious side-effect of a high SPM.

"Last night I went crazy, I musta been around 350 strokes per minute!"

by Abbie Wilkes November 22, 2009

Mangled Poon Per Hour

A unit of measure for describing the amount of poon one is receiving. Commonly refered to as MPH (the per is not counted) Derived from poon per hour, the mangled creates a recognizable acronym.

The MPH scale is from 0 to 6, 6 being a fuck fest, 0 being a virgin. Most lie between.

Oh man, he is getting so much pussy, his Mangled Poon Per Hour is at least a 5.

My Mangled Poon Per Hour just went up a notch if you know what I mean.

by theeyeofthetiger September 15, 2010

humps per minute

A way of measuring the speed of sexual intercourse.

Greg: My girlfriend and I did it doggy style last night.

Matt: Cool, how fast?

Greg: I'd say about 150 humps per minute.

by Salmon55 June 26, 2010