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A unit of measure for describing the amount of poon one is receiving. Commonly refered to as MPH (the per is not counted) Derived from poon per hour, the mangled creates a recognizable acronym.

The MPH scale is from 0 to 6, 6 being a fuck fest, 0 being a virgin. Most lie between.
Oh man, he is getting so much pussy, his Mangled Poon Per Hour is at least a 5.

My Mangled Poon Per Hour just went up a notch if you know what I mean.
by theeyeofthetiger September 15, 2010
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