smacking pee-pees

A term used in the Marine Corps that occurs when someone is usually in a lot of trouble. Sometimes, the person isn't even in much of a shit sandwich, but gets harshly corrected for a small mistake, usually in front of many others. Simply put, punishing someone.

Hey Lieutenant Smith, did you see Lieutenant Schmuckatelli getting his pee-pee slapped by the Captain? Yeah, he is constantly smacking pee-pees.

I swear, if I see one more Marine wearing the uniform improperly, I'm gonna start smacking pee-pees.

by rchristopherc July 24, 2008

pee pee sock

a sock with pee on it

1. my pee pee sock is dripping

2. I bought britney spears' pee pee sock on ebay for $3

by pee pee sock August 22, 2007

Pee Pee Monster

A pee pee monster, otherwise known as a PPM, PEEPEE, or a pee pee monstaaa (sometimes with an added h), is a person who jacks off in excess and tells everybody about it. Pee pee monsters sometimes come with an added fanclub, usually consisting of girls because the average PPM is a skiddish teenaged boy. Pee pee monsters tend to "mix it up" when butchering their meat which makes them special. Some pee pee monsters like to use soap (preferably industrial, bulk made soaps such as you would find in a mall or fast food place) while others prefer to use neck massagers for an "extra tingle." Sadly, another characteristic of a pee pee monster is inexperience. Most can find hapiness in a girlfriend though.

The most famous PPM is a boy named Matt. He resides in Port Charlotte, Florida, a town swarmed with PPMS.

Girl: OMGSHHH DID YOU HEAR ABOUT THE BOY WHO SKIPPED 3RD TO JACK OFF IN THE BATHROOM?!?!
Girl2: OHHH YEAH. HE IS SUCH A PEE PEE MONSTER!

*in a myspace bulletin*
title: PEE PEE MONSTA
body: SUP MATT?!?!
^he's known as one :)

by kuhristin? November 20, 2006

Pee pee suck

Commonly known as a blowjob, this slang term is used by 6 year olds who think Jeffy is funny.

"dad, give me pee pee suck!" Jeffy said.
" Son... I'll beat the living hell out of you if you say that again." His dad replied.

by G1223456789 July 12, 2018

pee-pee shivers

when you have to pee so bad and when you finally make it to the toilet, you actually shiver a bit because it feels so good to finally be peeing.

ahhhhhhhhhhhhh i had to pee so bad i totally just got the pee-pee shivers, i shook the whole toilet.

by weiner4ya August 20, 2009

pee pee rager

And overwhelming erection caused by holding in your pee

-Hey mike, can i borrow your notebook to hide this fantastically huge pee pee rager during passing time to hide the overwhelming embarrassment?

-Fuck no, use your own notebook. or just tape on a pee pee rager page.

-I was going to but couldn't find any tape, and the stapler's out of staples.

-No problem, just use this hot glue gun.

-I think I love you.

by Barnaby J August 15, 2008

pee pee dance

a dance executed when one has to go pee

"dude, what are you doing?"

"Oh, its just the lastest thing, its called the pee pee dance"

by band cutie February 25, 2009