Plasterbation

the action someone who is addicted to posting pictures of themselves on social networking sites such as Facebook, Myspace and Twitter.

Sami: "Look at me in in the mall, and me at school, and me in the fountain, and..."
Charles: "You really have a plasterbation problem..."

by Stan the Goob February 14, 2012

plasterbase

To masturbate, then release ones load onto the wall

Guy 1- Man you got some white walls in this room
Guy 2- Yeah, this is my plasterbase room
Guy 1- Sweet

by The ham man April 13, 2013

plastered cunt

When you are that fucked up on more than one drug such as poly drug use, for example after 20 beers and an ounce pot you would be considered to be "plastered cunt"

Hey look at mikey he's had that much mushies and eccy's he's just a plastered cunt now.

by Azza1 January 22, 2015

Plastercoating

When somebody spikes the house drink at a party causing everyone to get the shits.

Ben spiked the jungle juice and now the party is Plastercoating the bathroom and front lawn.

by BigPhil21 October 18, 2015

plasterbate

A sexual act of storing one's semen in a very hot place to maintain the semen's liquid form. Once have enough semen is stored, the male spreads the semen over his partner's face and waits for it to dry, creating a plaster-like mold made from semen

Guy 1: How did last night go with you and Jessica?
Guy 2: Things got pretty freaky. I plasterbated her.
Guy 1: Lucky! I've always wanted to try that. You could probably sell the mold for a couple million to some art collector.

by SemenFartBubble69 January 8, 2016

Plaster Schmackhammered

The state of being extremely fucked up. More so than any individual state of being Plastered, Schmacked, or Hammered, it is as if three people attained those levels of inebriation, then combined to form one barely functioning person.

"Dude, why did I wake up with no pants , spooning a dead horse?"
"You got Plaster Schmackhammered, dude, I don't know what to tell ya."

by FlapjackTitties March 9, 2016

pesterizing

Pesterizingis simple pestering meaning to bother confused with the non pesterize which means the act of talking when you do not want to be heard. Pesterizing is an incorrect use of English and has never been takn as a real word. Pasteurizing can only mean one thing , slumped jaw which is what happens when fake people try to bring you down.

Fuck you donkey, I mean jackass I don't care if I am pesterizing I looked it up it's not Evan a real word. Jackaaaasss

by oMrDj March 16, 2016