pasteles

Any preppy type or shorts or t-shirts worn by a lax bro. Originated on the east coast. A variety of colors are worn, hence the name, and it is a tradition to wear them every friday.

lax bro pasteles

by lax bro ? of course March 31, 2010

pasteloween

Pasteloween is a youtuber with over 30k subs and was famous for making the Deltarune purple dinosaur pull a “Kevin James” on their titties and continuously flex on their friends, Dora with armor and roasted goat nugget, about how they were dating sans with a motorcycle; pulling the video to over 1 million views on Youtube and +400 hearts on TikTok. She is a youtuber who makes animation memes with kawaii moments of “:3” and multiple layers of deep layers for the viewer to think about. Videos such as “pikachu dabs” explains the political climate in Switzerland and has interesting moments of dabbing for the cause of child slavery for happy meal toys associated with McDonald’s. As someone related to the animation me me community on Youtube, she actually has talent and is THE best animator on youtube and that’s as objective as a crying cat eating a pizza pie. She also has some very deep stories. One talks about Judy hopps and ginger mute ass trying to go across a town to find some freedom in Jesus Christ and another story about Nutella witchbum and Femme-Chan doing epic stuff X3.

No matter how many self-deprecating jokes are made, her channel gets a 100/10 and you should subscribe to her as much as subscribing to Pewdiepie. (Also guys I’m scared pewdiepie will lose battle pls don’t sub to tarries now 😞)

Pasteloween is also a term used to question a very dumb dumb thing some one said.

Wait! You think veganism is necessary? Bruh you pasteloweening me?

by Lil Istanbul March 14, 2019

Pestilence

part of the act of seduction/ flirting, usually occurring during the initial stages. It is the process by which one improves his/her image as seen by others. there are multiple forms of pestilence; core pestilence(directed at those you wish to seduce, also know as the target), friend pestilence(directed at the friends of the target), mother pestilence(directed at the mother of the target).

Pestilence is commonly refereed to as being poured, i.e pouring pestilence.

A pestilence party is the large scale pouring of friend pestilence, which can occur with or without the target being present.

Example 1:
Friend 1: jeez i poured some great pestilence there last night!!

Friend 2: so your in mate, you'll have her in no time!

Example 2:

Guy "pours friend pestilence". The friends of the target think he/she is really nice and recommends him/her to the target.

by King Dingdong May 1, 2010

Pastilas

New candy with C15H21NO(strong narcotic) in it which is hard to find in human body.

I ate pastilas today and almost died!
Hi,i want to buy some pastilas from dealer.

by NIKOTINS//LV January 22, 2019

pastiduence

a nice body and a grinning smile

she was a most pastiduence person when she was high

by jon jett July 16, 2009

Postillitis

A condition in which a person cannot resist the urge to comment and like Facebook posts of others. A condition often seen in older people who are new to Facebook and most often occurring in parents who like and comment on every single thing their children put on Facebook.

My mom has a bad case of postillitis. I put 56 pictures on Facebook from our trip and my mom liked every single one of them.

by badkarma6 January 3, 2015

Pastie Pits

After doing a lot of sweaty workouts in the same T shirt it becomes impossible to remove the smell of old sweat from the T shirt.

Strett: "That was a tough workout today"
Payt: "Yeah man, i've got pastie pits, this T shirt has had it now, time to bin it"

by Weapo June 14, 2017