Porridge

When something is just right.

"How was your steak last night?"
"it was porridge"

"how was that girl last night?"
"she was porridge"

by thatkidfromlondon September 9, 2012

porridge gun

Male erection... fully loaded.

is that a bowl of lucky charms in your pocket or is that a porridge gun???!

by rahh June 11, 2006

Toowoomba porridge

The heavenly breakfast of Queensland locals, most notably Toowoomba. A 50/50 ratio of Wheatbix and Bundaberg Rum Overproof.

What are you having for breakfast mate?

Just some Toowoomba porridge, Bundy OP on Wheatbix.

You're fucked cunt.

by GoonsackGus October 31, 2018

stirring dirty porridge

To have stirred someones dirty porridge is to realise that you and your brother/friend have had sex with the same girl

'stirring dirty porridge', an emotional short story by imthesean.

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1- 'Bro, me and Emma got it on last night'

'Emma from down the road?'

'Yeh man'

'But i had sex with her last week'

'O SHI-'

(3rd person) 'Baha! youve been stirring his dirty porridge!'

by imthesean August 8, 2009

Porridge

Denotes any item or idea that is "just right." References Goldilocks and the Three Bears, as in "Not too hot, not too cold, but just right."

"How does that shirt fit?"

"It's porridge, man, totally porridge."

by the business of slang December 2, 2013

Fartridge

Part Fart, Part Partridge. Easy to see which end is which.

"It's Part Fart, Part Partridge. You could put this Fartridge on your mantleshelf, or striaght into the incinerator, Larry." (Bob Mortimer)

by Parp. September 8, 2009

pump action porridge gun

a penis, so called as it 1) requires a back and forth action that resmebles that of a pump action shotgun 2) for some semen looks like porridge? 3) it shoots it everywhere like a gun

he has a massive pump action porridge gun, hes slung like a horse

by barclay shabba May 6, 2008