Pale Mouth

When a girls lips and mouth resemble that of her Vagina.

Guys only like you because you got a pale mouth.

by lurkkk March 5, 2011

Pale as day

To be extremely pale. (Opposite- black as night)

Ella: I can never get a good tan at the beach because I always just burn.

Emma: Yeah, you're pale as day.

by walkitoutdougie September 8, 2011

palealeontologist

An expert in the field of fine beverages fermented from malted grains and hops. Often found on "expeditions" or "safaris" known as brew-fests in search for new types of beverages and prey to consume.

There is a "safari" this weekend, it's going to be packed with Palealeontologists and maybe even some Whynotcerous.

by dcoin14 October 23, 2012

Paleo Dad

A man who rears his child based on instinct alone

Who needs a child rearing book? They've been doing this for thousands of years without books! Thanks Paleo Dad!

by shannonjoshea October 31, 2013

Pale potato

Someone with very pale skin yet a Devine peel

Eva is a pale potato

by Palepotato May 5, 2017

Paleosis

A terminal mental illness that makes the victim unable to learn certain languages. Those afflicted by paleosis are also known to exhibit anxiety and depression. The only known cure is an injection of Simardium.

"Damn, my teacher is autistic and bipolar. She's really giving me paleosis right now."

by Paleosis December 23, 2017

Pale-licious

Complimentary label for a girl / woman who is blessed with very (naturally) pale skin, which enhances their beauty/attractiveness. This term is meant as a counter to the argument that a woman needs to have deep tan in order to be considered attractive. Also as a counter to the perception that paleness = weak, ill, shut-in, geek, anti-social, and all other negative connotations.

Applies regardless of ethnic background, or whether she has light, medium, or dark hair. This feature can outweigh certain perceived negative physical features if present (i.e. a small butt, chest, etc. on a woman). "Expert opinion" gives at least a +3 to a woman's attractiveness score for being pale-licious.

The combinations of pale skin + very light (white or platinum blonde) hair; very dark/black hair, or naturally red/cinnamon hair, and minimal makeup are the gold standards of pale-liciousness, however, there are no strict requirements for this complimentary label. Blondes, brunettes, all kinds of redheads, dyed blue, purple, green, and everyone in between can be palelicious.

Emma Watson, Christina Hendricks, Laura Spencer, Emma Stone, Neice Wadhofer, Anne Hathaway, and Anna Kendrick are excellent examples of celebrity women who are decidedly pale-licious.

Note/disclaimer: Absolutely no prejudice, racism, or ethnic shaming is intended with this term or its definition. See also "ethno-licious". Author's tongue planted (somewhat) firmly in cheek while creating this entry.

Man 1: Do you see that gaggle of gorgeous women over in the corner? Let's go talk to 'em!
Man 2: I did, but the one sitting over at the bar is absolutely pale-licious...wish me luck that my brain doesn't freeze up while I'm talking to her.....

Clueless fuckwit: That chick looks ok but she needs to get out in the sun and get a tan; she'll never get a dude otherwise!

Grateful I.T. customer: Wow that girl was amazingly smart and fixed my network in no time...and she's pale-licious to boot!

by xs10tl June 2, 2018