Packet-poos

It's the phenomenon that occurs to certain individuals after purchasing drugs. They immediately get the urge to run for the bathroom before consuming their drugs. This phenomenon does not occur to everyone, as only specific people will feel this urge.

Charlie: Let's smoke a joint, dude.
Bob: Maybe after I take a shit, okay?
Charlie: You always get the packet-poos before smoking one.

by mraladeen98 June 7, 2017

packet minga

Female that shoplifts for a bag of crack or other drugs.

She ain't got no money shes a packet minga.

by Youza Mcwiggin June 2, 2018

friggen packet yo

friggen packet yo, isnt just a word its a feeling. when i look at the sunset i think "friggen packet yo" or when i see a beautiful blue sea the only thing to cross my mind is "friggen packet yo"

some people dont learn like that, you gotta get up and teach them in stead of handing them a friggen packet yo!

by friggen packet yo January 21, 2025

Skibidi caseoh dekubopdumnem a friggin packet yo has put the phone down rizz Kai baby gronk cuh dey boad 8 ball of coke fire in the hole sprunki phase 1000 livy dunn oi oi oi john pork mango mango duke dennis betamaxxing FEIN🔥🗣

Skibidi caseoh dekubopdumnem a friggin packet yo has put the phone down rizz Kai baby gronk cuh dey boad 8 ball of coke fire in the hole sprunki phase 1000 livy dunn oi oi oi john pork mango mango duke dennis betamaxxing FEIN🔥🗣

Skibidi caseoh dekubopdumnem a friggin packet yo has put the phone down rizz Kai baby gronk cuh dey boad 8 ball of coke fire in the hole sprunki phase 1000 livy dunn oi oi oi john pork mango mango duke dennis betamaxxing FEIN🔥🗣

by Toaster1204 February 11, 2025

ts ngl pmo rn ru srs rn jst gt up and teach instead of handing them a friggen packet yo

ngl this so tuff chopped chin is so tuff too. yo ts ts ts ts ts ts ts ts ts ts ts ts ts ts ts ts ts ts ts ts ts ts ts ts ts ts ts ts ts ts ts ts ts sts ts ts ts ts ts ts ts ts ts ts tst st ss tt tsts ts tst sts tst tst st tssttss ts ts st ts tst stst ststs ts ts ts ts ts ngl

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pmo pmo!
well just get up and teach before handing us a friggin packet yo
ts ngl pmo rn ru srs rn jst gt up and teach instead of handing them a friggen packet yo

by sigma by sigma boy ts ngl pmo February 9, 2025

Empty Packet squatting

Noun;

The act of leaving the last three crisps, the last doughnut, the last five mililitres of beer, simply to avoid putting the packet in the bin

Joe: Aww man these crisps have green mold on them!
Tom: Yeah I know dude, you've been empty packet squatting for like 2 weeks!

by kiillrz October 15, 2011

I WILL SEND PACKETS

A term (Minecraft) players use to jokingly toy with someone who is lagging or is gaining above average latency. Commonly used with "gigahertz" and "gigashits" to add an extra veil of tomfoolery. Used in mocking manner.

Popularized in summer of 2024.

(If Person2 is experiencing slight latency issues, and is projected to experience extreme exponential growth of latency):
Person1: I will send packets!!!!!!!1111!
Person2: 😭
Person1: I WILL SEND 5000 GIGAHERTZ AND GIGASHITS
Person2: 😭
(If Person2 is already experiencing extreme latency):
Person1: I just sent packets
Person2: 😭

by crescending December 4, 2024