ring packet

When someone puts an unopened condom packet in another person's arse.

Bitch bent over and had a ring packet.

by Ryangoslingpub May 5, 2019

Your on the packet

You are lying

Person 1: ayo I tapped kelsie last night
Person 2: nah bro your on the packet

by Ducks aren't real November 26, 2021

packeted meal

A packeted meal simply consists of pre cooked microwaveable meal varying from a turkey dinner to duck a l'orange. This meal is in a plastic recyclable meal tray that usually divided into several sections. These meals do not take much effort to cook other than piercing the film layering.

I ordered 7 packeted meals tonight, they should keep me satisfied for the next day.

by Calile berry January 10, 2017

Packet mix

An expression used explain the quality of something.

For example,

"This Packet mix is excellently poured."

by The UwU police December 14, 2020

Gravy Packet

Female equivalent of "Hershey Squirt."

"Daaaamn girl, I heard that...you better check ya panties and make sure it ain't no gravy packet!"

"Oooh, that sounded wet and naaaaasty...someone better call McCormick spices, cuz she got a recipe for a gravy packet back there..."

by Boom Level Prime April 18, 2024

packet

Someone who smeels like shit

o packet injoa

by parece November 22, 2021

ho packet

1. similar to the ho bag, the ho packet is a total ho, though less of a ho than a full fledged ho or ho bag.
2. Containing slightly less ho than fits in a ho bag, the ho packet is more common and thus more annoyingly ho-like.

Atreu: Dude, that girl is kinda definitely a ho.

Bilbo: Yeah, i'd say she's a ho packet to the max.

by patriqo March 1, 2009