mommy package

The process of getting 2 cosmetic procedures, boob job and a tummy tuck, after a pregnancy to prevent saggy fun bags and a fupa.

Most girls in a run-down strip club could use a 'mommy package'.

by NoMotards January 10, 2012

shipping a package

Taking a dump. Pooping.

I will be shipping a package now, as I just finished my third quadruple caramel macchiato iced latte.

by Keanu Madonna August 19, 2014

UPS Package

n. / v.

1. Unprotected sex
2. The act of having unprotected sex

Bro, I gave her the UPS package last night and now I'm worried there might be a delivery in 9 months

by gkel1220 September 8, 2016

Petty Package

A group of casually single girls who

Like to indulge in Petty conversations.

“Girl the petty package is talking shit again”

by Petty package October 19, 2017

pull the package

The act of rearranging the ball sack and penis to a more comfortable position

Honey, my sack and cock is sticking to my legs can you pull the package for me

by Redskynight September 25, 2017

Paranoid packaging

The kind of packageing that when you try to remove it you realize the manufacturer was paranoid in creating the design. In other words the packaging is practacally impossible to remove and therefore the manufacturer is afraid someone will get to the product in the store before purchase. But you can't get the wrapping or packaging off the product yourself after purchase with out detonation of a nuke. So you just get look at your new thingie through the pretty package.

Mattel is using more paranoid packaging. Have you seen the new Barbie? Getting her out of the box is like trying to free her from bondage.

by Reddeb92503 January 4, 2011

packaging peanuts

When one consumes excessive amounts of peanuts and proceeds to excrete the digested peanuts into a box, which is generally intended to be addressed and shipped out.

"I hope my ex had fun cleaning up after opening my box of packaging peanuts."
"Yeah... those can get messy."

by Packing Peanuts November 16, 2014