X-pwned

To be pwned on an exponential scale or level.
Beyond pwnage, usually equal to or more than: "pwned x pwned x pwned x pwned"
Originated in a 9th grade math class when a boy mis-pronounced 'exponent' due to a dental device. x-pwned was pronounced and the the new word was born.
Root work: exponent, pwned

"you just got x-pwned"
origin: (during math class) 'when using exponents can you x-pwn it? sorry i mean exponent it...."

by honfar March 15, 2010

pwnded

To slaughter or kill in a realisic or virtual game. More than ownded or owned its more severe.

He got pwnded so bad!

by Gage Cameron March 16, 2007

pwned sideways

To be totally and utterly screwed (literally or metaphorically) in all possible conceivable dimensions.

That dude was pwned sideways

by Pwnsw November 22, 2007

pwned

The act of somebody getting majorly and utterly owned; normally associated with games.

I just pwned his ass.

by Kendra326 April 9, 2008

pwned

Many people are under the impression that this word means "owned" but with a hip, trendy connotation, as if by using it they become part of a cool in-group. However, the meaning is in fact slightly different, and follows more along the lines of: "I am a stupid fucktard who thinks that by intentionally misspelling words I am building solidarity with the internet community, completely unaware that this gimmicky act actually just makes people hate me."

Andrew: It didn't take you long to lose all your friends. Pwned!
Betsy: If you ever say that "word" again I will disembowel you and play jump rope with your innards.

by ea1279 July 29, 2008

pwnd

A word from a "language" (used loosely)created by a bunch of internet junkies who are either too lazy to type out, or too uneducated to know how to spell actual words from the English Dictionary.

i pwnd ur @$$ l@$t nite, n00b. (note, the only "word" from that sentence that can be found in the English Dictionary is I, which is supposed to be capitalized)

by Annoyed November 4, 2004

pwned

Usually used to indicated a succesful teabagging. After secretly sneaking up behind someone who is sitting down, and placing your testicles on your forehead, you say 'PWNED!'

Balls-on-forehead complete, PWNED!

by Musq January 27, 2004