PTSD

Penis that needs sucking disorder.

Penis that needs sucking disorder.

Person A: Dude I think I have PTSD
Person B:Is it the penis that needs sucking disorder?

Person A: yeahh

by Gimme_milkk August 1, 2022

PTSD

Playing The System Disease
A condition used by former military members to scam the government. Frequently used by military members who never saw combat.

Not to be confused with POW who actually have Post-Traumatic Stress Disorder.

"Hey, did you hear Tyrone got 100% Service Connected for PTSD? Now he's making $70,000 a year and never has to work for the rest of his life. He'll be making money even after he would have normally retired!"
"Wasn't Tyrone a Chef and stationed in Taiwan? WTF! He barely served two years!"

by DoneWithFakers August 23, 2022

PTCD

Post Traumatic Cringe disorder

i literally got ptcd because my mom just said sus

by gdprofit123 September 2, 2022

PTSD (Bradford edition)

PTSD meaning Paki That Suck Dick

That TK guy he is a PTSD (Bradford edition)

by Saltyboi6969 September 9, 2022

PTSD

PTSD or Post-Truss Stress Disorder is the anxiety most of the British public suffered from after the catastrophically incompetent 44-day reign of Liz Truss as Prime Minister. Common symptoms include people having their homes repossessed, going without food, and their grandchildren being saddled with an £8 trillion National Debt.

Jason: Shall I come round and watch the England match at your gaff tomorrow?
Pete: Nah, mate, got PTSD and had to sell it, innit.

by BBreaga October 21, 2022

PTSD

bringing back memories of a traumatic event for someone

“where’s dan?”
“don’t say that name i’m getting ptsd”

by daanjablete November 7, 2022

PTSD

This is an acronym that can mean "Poo Turd Shit Diarrhea".

I had Chipotle the other day and I had some gnarly PTSD.

I'm really sorry, I can't go out because I have bad PTSD and I've been on the toilet all night. This sucks!

by LingDanc803 January 10, 2023