Pruned the family tree

Student: You'll have to excuse Jessica's absence today.
Teacher: Why, what did you hear?
Student: She pruned the family tree last night.

by The Dancing Ramses August 20, 2019

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Prune

A Prune is the kind of woman you take home to your parents with pride. She is the kind of woman that you can't get out of your head. She is beautiful, subtly the most intelligent person in the room, the most talented in the room as well, and yet she has no chip on her shoulder. She is the most down to earth, compassionate and loving creature you can find. A Prune is a keeper, a keeper that you wife up.

Prune is so great, you're lucky to have her bro.

by Akwanation September 1, 2019

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Prune

A facial expression most seen on top models, a slight scrunch in the mouth pronouncing the word prune, usually said when trying to conceal being super totes pissed of and or offended. Try to keep your shit together when you want to word vomit in a moment of strong emotion. Just say "Prune"

I know your upset but you need to be strong buck up wipe those tears and say to yourself prune.

by Pcarminati July 26, 2020

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Pranesh

Man with huge veiny cock who can kill anyone just with one shot

You dont joke untill its Pranesh

by Therealpoison boi July 4, 2022

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Pruney

Descriptive word for something/someone that's lame, naff, dull or in some way prudish or frumpy. Used in a light-hearted or comic way.

"My mum says I have to wear these reflective strips when I cross the road at night so cars can see me."
"Oh my god, that's so pruney."

"Christian rock is complete prunes."

"Gillian McKeith is such a prune."

by prunellaprunes June 25, 2009

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