Plode

An implosion and an explosion happening at the same time, therefore cancelling each other out.

The guy was sitting there, ploding.

by Burt Reynolds February 26, 2003

plood

short for plastic wood, or veneered particle board

"I know he thinks it's fine furniture, but that desk is made of plood."

by Elizabeth January 2, 2004

Plouffe

The ability to disappear in a flash, leaving only a smile behind.....like the Cheshire cat.

I blinked, and "Plouffe!!" he was gone with a smile.

by witchiwoman February 6, 2010

Ploden

a word thats meaning can only be discerned from the context of the conversation, and can be universally applied to anything.

A- yo Rob, you going to the A to visit Brian?
B- man, ploden.

A- Ralph, I'm hungry. You tryin' to get something to eat?
B- Um, We can ploden if you want to. Give me 5 minutes.
A- Oh aight. Ploden.

A- Yo, we going out tonight?
B- Man.... Ploden
A- Oh. Ok. No doubt.

by Ju Erudite October 23, 2009

Plouffe

When a female ejects air through her vagina, similar to passing gas from the anus. These are also known as a quief. The name comes from Minnesota Twins third baseman Trevor Plouffe, who creates a similar air when he swings and misses.

Last night, I freaked out when my wife started to Plouffe during sex.

by I'm Klaus Hergesheimer September 8, 2012

piss proud

A term to describe waking up with a boner. See also morning glory

Simon: Whoa dude, what's going on under your sleeping bag?
Dave: Huh, what do you mean?
Simon: It looks like you've got a tent pole on the go!
Dave: Oh shit, I've got piss proud mate!

by Jim July 19, 2004

Ploughman

A big hairy ginger man. Whom is often fond of the children's tv show the Wiggles. Seen around kids suspiciously quite regularly. Plays a mean banjo and loves a bit of Jojo Siwa.

Ploughman, your a faggot!

by HarlzA October 21, 2018