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patrick's dinner plate

Extremely large freckle on the posterior of an obscenely hirsute and sexually active Queenslander. Can also refer to a meat-tray prize given out at RSL and pub raffles, where the quality is unimportant and various portions of putrifying offal can be found amongst the sausages and chops.
"Crikey, did you see the Patrick's dinner plate on that guy?"
or
"I'd pass, on that raffle mate, looks like a real Patrick's tonight!"
by No 39 October 12, 2006
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Two Bowls and One Plate

What did you think this was?
Its just what it says it is.
he had two bowls and one plate
by scumbagmccornman June 15, 2018
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plate job

A fetish act where one deficates onto a glass plate which is held above another's face for viewing pleasure.
That plate job you gave me was lovely, darling, it oozed for a while, smeared nicely, and smelled an awful lot like flowers!
by Big D January 9, 2003
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dinner plate head

A person who has an exceptionally large head and small beady eyes with an enlarged forehead. This is most likely a cause of incest. Dinner plate heads are most commonly found in the back woods of Kentucky and other various rural states.
Man, he's got a big ole head and stick out ears. He must be a dinner plate head!
by Samantha123 November 14, 2007
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Platform 9&3/4

The state of being high. Also more commonly known as the platform you run to in order to get on the train to Hogwarts.
Man I toked two blunts and now I'm chillin on Platform 9&3/4.
by The Army Brat February 20, 2011
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P-P-Platypus

A specific gray Platypus character with a love for singing songs

. First seen on Youtube April 5th in the viral video "The P-P-Platypus Song" with Steve Axtell.

Featured on many blogs and forum including Charles Trippy, Smosh, Failedblog, NY Times, etc.
Have you heard the P-P-Platypus Song?

Did you download the free P-P-Platypus Ring Tones yet?

You've been P-P-Platypus Rolled.

You've been P-P-Platypussed.

P-P-Platypus is a new meme.

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Axtell Expressions makes this P-P-Platypus puppet along with 75 others.
by Plattyman May 1, 2010
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lick the plate

eating a pussy after you've blown it
by Hazza May 21, 2003
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