pirate vision

When you are so drunk you drive with one eye closed.

Tom: Hey Kev, how did you get home last night?

Kev: I was so fucked i had to use pirate vision.

by Q Nash October 11, 2016

pirate eye

cumming into a girls eye then kicking her shin. Therefore she will be hoping around on one leg and one eye closed screaming argh!

I gave Jessica a pirate eye last night!

by sam k. March 14, 2005

pirate drunk

adj. Pirate drunk is the condition whereas you are so drunk, that you see double. To compensate, you cover one eye (like a pirate's eye patch). Typically, you are so drunk that you do not have a problem talking to someone seated next to you with one hand over your eye.

Lisa, "Tom called me from the bar last night, and I couldn't understand a word he said. He was totally pirate drunk."

MD, "He was at the Cubs game that afternoon, so it's not a big surprise."

by chi_tom July 20, 2008

Pirate teeth

When yo' be eating chocolate cake, yo look like yo have pirate teeth.

That birthday party was dope, and now I gots the pirate teeth.

by Dongledawg December 2, 2016

Pirate Whore

A Pirate Whore is a woman that tears throw your money, heart, and sole. Like she is pillaging a boat. She will easily leave you for a friend, or a family member, as if nothing that she has done is wrong. They tend to be nice, till they get what they want, and then it’s downhill from there. This allusive creature has been known to get married to people, and thrive off of them for years. Then come out, and destroy everything. They are very dangerous, and you should use caution when in the same room, or car.

Did you hear about what she did to mark?? Yeah, what a Pirate Whore.

by xxxxxmarkthesharkxxx October 31, 2011

pirate nipple

A form of titty hard on in which only one nipple is hard.

Etymology: evolved from the popular image of a pirate with one eye covered by a patch

When walking down the street and noticing a girl with pirate nipple:

"YARRRRR! Shiver me timbers! Thar be pirate nipple in these waters!"

by yurple May 11, 2006

Pirate Lifestyle

The Pirate Lifestyle is an Intentional living Lifestyle. It is a lifestyle of freedom. Being able to do what you want when you want to do it. The pirate lifestyle is living your dreams, having fun, and enjoying life today. And yes, the Pirate Lifestyle is about drinking large quantities of rum.

The Pirate Lifestyle: Time t’ march t’ me owns drummer me hearty.

by CaptRobLee April 8, 2010