Peen Messaging

Peen Messaging
Typing a text message on a touch screen phone using your penis.
or
See iPeen Messaging: Same as peen messaging only apple iPhone specific.

Peen Messaging is the new fun way to send Text. Have you ipeened today?

by Yoyo the king creep and mike4advtr January 13, 2008

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peener fuzz

1. The strong, low hanging branches of any tree capable of sustaining the weight of a young boy
2. Pubic hair

When Vincent was a young boy in the seventh grade, he would swing from the peener fuzz during lunch recess. Coincidentally, that same year Vincent began to notice a sparse growth of peener fuzz at the base of his penis.

by Mike December 26, 2004

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Peenids

Another word for genital warts, except in this case it is when a man doesnt clean out his foreskin enough and specks of smegma get stuck onto them.

OMG becky i was going down on geoff the other day and he didnt just have genital warts, he had peenids!

by WinkleSmacker February 16, 2019

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peener

1. A person, especially a man, regarded as being a goon, dufus, or dumb ass an ineffective person.
2. a contraction of the words penis and wiener ie. peener the bizarro world equivalent of which would be a weenis.
3. Vulgar Slang. A penis.

I can't believe I forgot about that. Maybe I have amnesia or maybe I was just a peener.

Excuse me, that was my peener you just groped.

by nick May 9, 2006

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peenie pecker

A girl who gets a guy's hopes up by heading downtown only to closed-mouth kiss the throbbing member for a few moments before deciding that she's tired and needs to take up half of your bed for the night.

-I kicked that girl out of my room last night.
-Why?
-She was a no-good peenie pecker.

by Disillusioned February 27, 2005

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