by Ducks aren't real November 26, 2021
by Youza Mcwiggin May 07, 2018
Used in the context of going to the toilet to do a number two. Taking a shit, but saying it with more style.
"I'm going to open a packet of arnotts"
"Excuse me while i open a packet of arnotts on your car bonnet"
"That dog opened a packet of arnotts on that verge"
"Excuse me while i open a packet of arnotts on your car bonnet"
"That dog opened a packet of arnotts on that verge"
by Dan Dastardly May 15, 2008
Eating a girl out on day 2 of her period while she's bloated like a bushel of crushed tomatoes. Then she Queefs in your mouth as she cums, so you spit the uterine wall sheddings atop a Denver omelette and eat your breakfast like a true mountain man.
Dude she didn't tell me she was on her period. I didn't have to order breakfast in the morning though. She queefed in my mouth and I topped my Denver omelette with the ol' Colorado Ketchup Packet! I didn't offer her any but I don't think she was hungry anyway.
by Dr Hill February 20, 2024
by Barry555 September 06, 2022
A tool used to control and torture unsuspecting college graduates with degrees in technical fields. Long term exposure causes uncontrollable outbursts of the word "Alrighty".
New Analyst: "Holy shit! That guys butt started bleeding!"
Seasoned Analyst: "Don't worry about it. He's just been working on an implementation packet."
Seasoned Analyst: "Don't worry about it. He's just been working on an implementation packet."
by Johnathan Burbridge August 28, 2007
Hey you know that dude over there,
Well he is a "Packet Bro"
He sells Himself Sexually to Female Drug Dealers...
Well he is a "Packet Bro"
He sells Himself Sexually to Female Drug Dealers...
by Packety2023 April 17, 2024