Otto's Law

The law that states: If you do not like the opinion or statement given to you, respond with "Fuck you"

Bartender: I think you're had too much to drink
Otto: (acts upon Otto's Law) Fuck you

by Methusar December 9, 2008

ottawa thumb wrestling

A term coined by Redittor /u/_vargas_ in an askreddit thread about awkward sexual experiences. To be blunt, it's ass play involving one or more thumbs.

Joe and I had a round of Ottawa thumb wrestling last night

by that dude from reddit November 3, 2013

Sul otton

Lebanese slang for "cotton market". The soft delicate skin beneath a young one's neck/chin. You can pull it, suck it, chew it all day long.

Wow Dapper, that's amazing sul otton you got there!

by Scotshunter April 30, 2006

Otto

The coolest guy you’ll ever meet. He has great taste in music too.

See that guy over there? He’s such an Otto.

Yeah, he’s awesome

by Rock x roll November 26, 2019

otter's pocket

Something very, very wet.

She's wetter than an otter's pocket.

by The Moai April 26, 2006

sad sea otter

a drunk girl that randomly starts crying for no reason. called a sad sea otter because they are cute and sad.

Brittany was a sad sea otter last night. She cried the entire night for no reason.

by THECOOKIEMONSTER7 November 19, 2010

Ottawa

The capital of Canada. Home of the federal government and a great place if you want a job that doesnt require you to do any work. Sadly lacking in variety in entertainment, although it is home to a quality NHL team, the Ottawa Senators, as well as the Ottawa 67's OHL team. Ottawa is also home to the Tulip Festival and Winterlude, where you can pick up a Beavertail, the best food in the world. The city has a population of 774,072, fourth largest in Canada, but does not suffer from pollution to the same extent other major cities do.

Sundin: I wish played for the Senators so I could live in Ottawa and eat Beavertails.

by ~MilkMan April 11, 2006