old man choke

A colloquial suggestion of anonymity and hostility.

Blake: "Lets do a handshake"

Edna: No response
Blake: "Old Man Choke"

by Spice cowboy August 13, 2022

old man balls

Balls that are combined into one

My taint was fucked by old man balls

by KML19 April 1, 2017

old man with a flat

an old man that can't get a hard on.

I used to could fuck all night but now I'm just an old man with a flat.

by Deep Blue 2012 August 21, 2009

old man bitner

a faggot who presses charges if u walk by his house; also gets jumped by fetters

old man bitner is a pussy

by bill brasky April 26, 2005

old man energy

When an elderly man has not been sexually active for an unprecedented amount of time and is energised in the loins by the activities of a stripper.

Man when i invited your grandpa Cecil to your bucks night i had no idea he would be sporting his old man energy for everyone to see.

by spice-rack May 30, 2014

Old man syndrome

Syndrome that old men get, making them want to unnecessarily stuff.

Old man syndrome is Look out the window, yell at the cat in the bowl, ask about stuff the lost years ago and try to find. Go on a mission to accomplish something yet the goal is small like a new pillow for the couch.

by Retired Poet May 21, 2018

old man jenkins

an old guy that has been there all the time

wierd

There is old man jenkins with his jelope

by cool kid03 September 20, 2016