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"Ohio isn't real"
Ohio by Taire March 11, 2021
The tenth layer of hell.
Guy 1: Dude, i hate living in Oklahoma.
Guy 2: Wait until you see Ohio.
Ohio by IAmTheMuffin August 7, 2021
The first thing to do when you get to Ohio is leave. Fucking leave. It’s terrible.
Jimmy- I went to Ohio this weekend

Tom- what did you do there
Jimmy- I left
Ohio by SuckD1ck4Bus$AndWalkHome January 15, 2022
Yo VIP, let's kick it
Ice, ice baby
Ice, ice baby
Alright stop, collaborate and listen
Ice is back with my brand new invention
Something grabs a hold of me tightly
Flow like a harpoon daily and nightly
Will it ever stop? Yo, I don't know
Turn off the lights, and I'll glow
To the extreme, I rock a mic like a vandal
Light up a stage and wax a chump like a candle
Dance, go rush to the speaker that booms
I'm killing your brain like a poisonous mushroom
Deadly, when I play a dope melody
Anything less than the best is a felony
Love it or leave it, you better gangway
You better hit bull's eye, the kid don't play
If there was a problem, yo, I'll solve it
Check out the hook while my DJ revolves it
Ice, ice baby
Vanilla Ice, ice baby
Vanilla Ice, ice baby
Vanilla Ice, ice baby
Vanilla Ice
Ohio by BigDickBee73 March 14, 2022
Ohio made taxes and deserve bomb
"Ohio fukcing suck htey mad taxes"
Ohio by Rockmandudej April 4, 2022
Ohio has many breathtaking sights; including corn, soy bean, abandoned wooden shacks in the middle of fields, silos, barns, sometimes even a tractor.
Ohio also is great for it weather. Want winter in the middle of spring? Move to Ohio. Want summer in the middle of winter? Ohio’s here for it.
Want something fun to do? So do Ohioans. We have football, tennis, and corn. Farming in Ohio is like eating month year old, unrefrigerated cheese, you don’t know what to expect. Ohio has airplanes, but what for? Cropdusting?
Person 1: Gee, I really want to move to Ohio.
Person 2: Are you mentally deranged?