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Shrex offender

Somebody who is shrexually touching your "Swamp" without your conshreknt
"OH MY GOD HE IS TOUCHING BILLY WILLY'S WILLY! HES A SHREX OFFENDER
by Waitinlineforlebronsveinyahdih December 4, 2024
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Sex-Offender.

A sex-offender is someone (typically male) who has a registered Reddit account. The Redditor is a commonly-used slang-term for the ancestral-branch of the Human family tree, the Neanderthals. Redditors have evolved to have strong sexual attraction towards the feet (Of typically underdeveloped females) instead of the breasts, penis, vagina, or thighs. Redditors also rely on their diet for a portion of their sex-drive and hormonal influx, their diet includes: 2-week old Doritos and Vodka (Only for the averages.) Redditors also usually have a higher chance of passing an STD.
Sex-offender.
by Plaptop January 24, 2023
mugGet the Sex-Offender.mug.

Registered IQ Offender

An extremely stupid person. Someone who makes everyone else stupider for having listened to them.
"I can't stand listening to Colin. He is frustratingly stupid. I shouldn't have to listen to him speak since he's a Registered IQ Offender."
by Cotoia August 24, 2017
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Sex Offender

A Sex Offender is what you are or specifically what a guy named Chao is
by Big pp Anilo June 1, 2020
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National Offend Someone day

Hey John, did you know it’s national offend someone day?
by LegitRikki May 20, 2021
mugGet the National Offend Someone daymug.

habitchual offender

Someone who's a d**k to everyone around him 24/7.
Everyone should be forgiven for an occasional grouchy remark or noisy outburst, but there's seldom any excuse for a habitchual offender... if he really feels that wound up and irritable all the time, he should seek professional help for his own sanity and that of everyone around him.
by QuacksO January 7, 2019
mugGet the habitchual offendermug.

Meme offended person

Noun:
An individual whose feelings are easily hurt by a joke.
That blue haired liberal needs some butt hurt butter for they/them butt hole because their a Meme offended person
by IHammerheadI400 December 11, 2024
mugGet the Meme offended personmug.

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