binary options

A form of gambling that you bet whether the price will be either higher or lower in fixed time.

I found IQ Option and lost $300 on, holy shit, those fucking thieves! Fuck binary options!

by Skate finder April 22, 2021

The TK Option

Named after the PUA of this move, @TK, "The TK Option" is a player's all or nothing technique where you kiss a girl out of the blue in order to gage her level of interest or potentially raise her interest in you through the bold action. ideally, you should kiss her 6-7 times for a full effect.

Jack: I don't know if Anna is interested in me man
TK: wait hold up...have you tried "The TK Option"?
Jack: Yeah! I kissed her once and nothing happened!
TK: You are supposed to do it 6-7 times smh
Jack: ...I fucked up....

by thenumbaoneption April 14, 2022

Suicide is your only option

the words of a moron

suicide is your only option after you take it in the ass

by fag June 28, 2003

Optional Baldness

A man/woman who shaves their head as a OPTION
Ewwww, baldness thats optional... like if your dying it's okay but as an option when you have healthy hair? EWWW!!!

"Skye dosen't respect optional baldness"
"Joshua like to make fun of optional baldness"

by J-man1990 June 4, 2008

non optional swingers party

RAPE

Person 1: I just went to a non optional swingers party.
Person 2: Damn, that sucks.

by TarzanIzKewl January 20, 2016

Optionary

Coined in Stillwater, MN by the Great Bob, optionary simply combines the words optional and voluntary.

I thought you were supposed to be at school?

No that program was optionary.

by JJdynomight November 17, 2009

odation

To fart.

"you just odation-ed"

by blecherz August 30, 2009