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The oompaloompa 

Jon: hey I pulled a oompaloompa yesterday

Joe: Nice, how tall was it? Was it Ashley?

Jon: 3 foot 6

Joe: sheeeeeeeesh

Jon: sheeeeeeeesh
It's when your smashing a short chick and u nut all across her face and her mom and sister run in and put ur nut all over there face. Then they all start running around you singing the oompaloompa theme song
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OompaLoompitus 

(n). A disease with characteristics of orange skin and small peripheral limbs. The most famous people effected by this disease were the characters in the movie Charlie and The Chocolate Factory, and the 45th President of the United States. While this disease is not deadly, it does effect the mental wellness of those afflicted; particularly the Id and the ego. Those afflicted usually have bigger egos than most, and a particular fond of pumpkins.
Our 45th President had been diagnosed with OompaLoompitus several years ago, and has rescued Halloween pumpkins ever since.
OompaLoompitus by No1nose June 3, 2017

oompaloompa 

1. verb. to be someones universe/their everything
2. verb. to keep someone up on the phone all night
3. noun. a secret crush
Rachel is my little oompaloompa.
oompaloompa by Fraser J November 6, 2007

Oompaloompas 

Someone who will stop at nothing to vaccinate all chupacabras.
That guy wants to vaccinate all chupacabras like he is a real Oompaloompas.

Oommpaloompa 

Small dwarf like creature that waddles rather than walks, is very annoying and likes sucking penis while making chocolate in Charlies chocolate factory as they are fat pricks.
Harry Curtis walks like an Oommpaloompa
Oommpaloompa by OOMMY July 18, 2003

Oompaloompas 

Small vertically challenged individual with magical powers.
www.oompalumpa.com
Oompaloompas are lovable cute individual with magical powers.
Oompaloompas by Oomp@s May 6, 2011

oompaloompadaleaphobia 

"do you like oompa loompas?" "OOMPA LOOMPAS WEHERE AH HELP" "what?" "i have oompaloompadaleaphobia."