Objection

A word often used in the Ace Attorney series when one objects to something. It is usually accompanied with desk-slamming and epic background music.

Player: "Hmm.. I dunno... maybe it's this one?" *Present*

Phoenix: "OBJECTION!"

*Cross-examination music stops playing*

Player: "YESSS! I CHOSE THE RIGHT PIECE OF EVIDENCE!"

by Saranghae141 December 30, 2011

Objection Hearsay

A word used to object to your own question. (Typically used in a heavy state of panic)

Amber Heard’s Lawyer: Objection Hearsay
Judge: You asked the question
Amber Heard’s Lawyer: Oh

by Whatishappeningah April 27, 2022

objection

Phoenix Wright's bold statement whenever he believes a witness to be lying their pants off.

Girlfriend: "But honey, I never cheated on you with Billy!"

Boyfriend: "OBJECTION! That sticky white stuff on your shoes clearly contradicts your statement."

by Phoenix Wright November 26, 2006

Objective Finance

Objective finance is the concept that financial quality, or financial capacity/growth, that when Objectively measured, results in a measurable standard for living that can be extrapolated buy using math and other such procedures. Imagine if GDP wasn't tied to the economic output, but the economy itself, and was used to measure social and societal standards, thats Objective Finance.

"Aiden's life was amazing, because of his high-level Objective Finance"

by Obviouslyperson February 4, 2021

objectsona

A term used to refer to an OSC animator/artist's character, one that represents themself. An objectsona may be an object that the animator/artist associates themself with, or maybe even one they hold dear to them.
Basically the same as a fursona but with an object character.

"This is Ice Cream! They're my objectsona!"
"Cool! My objectsona is Keychain!"
"Let's make them best friends! Just like us :3"

by cryptidcrackshack May 29, 2020

Objection, hearsay

The only thing Benjamin Rottenborn knows how to say

Rottenborn: "Did you, or did you not, drink a mega pint of wine on the night that you allegedly hit Ms. Heard?"

Johnny Depp: "Well, I-"

Rottenborn: "Objection, hearsay.

by Undefined Object May 4, 2022

Objectophile

A person who is sexually attracted to certain objects. Which objects they find appealing varies from person to person. The word objectophile comes from the word "objectophilia", which is the name of the fetish. Some have even been known to marry objects, such as the Berlin Wall or the ocean.

That girl who married the ocean is a real objectophile.

Objectophile: that tree is so sexy

by CromBomb June 29, 2016