offspring

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by niggeroffender April 9, 2021

Offspring

A person's child/children or an animal's young.

Viviparous animals are the ones who bear offspring. Oviparous animals lay eggs.

by the random. November 21, 2021

Obfuscatious

When someone is deliberately obscuring what they mean by being vague, poetic or equivocatious.

When he said his card was black like a shovel, he was being obfuscatious.

by MC Flying Chipmunk September 1, 2022

offspring

Daughter or son.

My offspring is a good person.

by Yornol April 6, 2023

Sock Offs

The cheapest of knock offs (usually of asian origin), so bad it knocks your socks clean off.

Not to be confused with the established russian family name Sockoff, meaning "He who jacks it with a sock"

"Dude come over let's try this whack ass sock off"
"Wtf man save your sock whackin for your waifu, weirdo"
"Dude no I got some more game sock offs from the creepy asian guy on my block, let's play em on my Wintendo 69"
"Ohh heh yeah bro lets do it"

by Quan Chi Nuts November 11, 2018

offsource

v. To outsource work to off-shore locations.

Company X has offsourced its manufacturing to Andorra.

by James Michael Manley July 10, 2005

offsome

1. to be of extreme coolness or awesome, so much so that it seems that it isn't cool.

2. to be inhuman or glitchy.

"That sermon was offsome!"

"That Halo kill was of extreme offsomeness."

by D. William P. April 19, 2005