Matty loves to wank in the bath, until the jizz floats over and gets in his nose/mouth, he is a big fan of the bath wank
by cbesty November 10, 2013
a more elaborate version of a 'Dutch Oven' where the unwilling participant is held underneath the bed covers while the assailant gently shits the bed.
"She broke up with me when my dutch oven accidently turned into a German Bath. There was shit everywhere...."
by Two Robs June 08, 2012
My buddy James was telling me he was going down on his girlfriend and he was the recipient of a beard bath. I wish I had a beard or girlfriend, damn it.
by Tee Cee Deez March 21, 2019
The act of whiping the armpits, vagina and buttcrack usually done after a prositute finishes with a client.
by Shawn W April 04, 2006
it is a quick washing of the genitals just to make them fresh in the chance you may get action. bird bath b/c it is a small bath and b/c if you wanted to you could dip your balls in a bird bath (or the sink) and wash them. The intent is to wash away potential ball sweat which can dissuade a lady from give a bj
by the maker of words March 30, 2006
by Cwill32 May 05, 2011
Using the pool as a means of personal hygiene since traditional bathing methods are no longer required and the entire day can be spent poolside
Bro: Dude, you smell like chlorine.
Loser: Yeah, ever since I lost my job I've just be taking unemployment baths.
Loser: Yeah, ever since I lost my job I've just be taking unemployment baths.
by joblessandfree May 07, 2009