1.
Person 1: "Yo what the fuck man you had a boner in front of that hottie"
Person 2: "Man ain't no thang, we're old friends."
person 1: "Oh alright, you were totally boner safe."
2.
"Adam is always boner safe because everyone thinks he is gay"
Person 1: "Yo what the fuck man you had a boner in front of that hottie"
Person 2: "Man ain't no thang, we're old friends."
person 1: "Oh alright, you were totally boner safe."
2.
"Adam is always boner safe because everyone thinks he is gay"
by TheRealness December 13, 2008
extension of safe, used by hardcore welsh gangster rappers the GLC. meaning that is 'cool as hell', 'really rather fabulous' or can be used as a farewell.
Punk1: hey bro, im shootin off to the megabowl down stretham to get my balls polished
punk2: safe as fuck bro, laters.
Punk1: safe as fuck
punk2: safe as fuck bro, laters.
Punk1: safe as fuck
by Bizzy frezzay November 21, 2005
Using a condom or pill during sex so a baby is not conceived, an STD is not transmitted. However, it is kind of an oxymoron:
Donald discovered that safe sex is not really safe after his girlfriend, Katherine, choked on his condom and died.
by Erika July 24, 2004
An attitude or situation that would only meet the minimum safety conditions of the third world. Otherwise, it is considered absolutely unsafe.
Stacking cardboard fifteen feet high off the bed of a pickup truck and driving full speed on the freeway isn't safe, but it's Mexico safe.
Unsupervised children chasing stray dogs through a busy street is Mexico safe.
Unsupervised children chasing stray dogs through a busy street is Mexico safe.
by Reverend No Dice May 25, 2011
A guy in the friendzone.
Someone who gets cuddled by girls, who have no fear that said guy will amount to anything beyond current friendship.
Boredlines on being called a girl's "older brother".
Someone who gets cuddled by girls, who have no fear that said guy will amount to anything beyond current friendship.
Boredlines on being called a girl's "older brother".
Safe Guy: "Man, she's really touchy, letting me hold her and stuff. I think she's into me."
Guy: "I actually don't think so. You're pretty much in the friendzone...you're her safe guy."
Guy: "I actually don't think so. You're pretty much in the friendzone...you're her safe guy."
by iklepti2 September 14, 2008
To smoke weed; to get high.
by Chadillac Estelade February 18, 2016
When struggling to keep enough funds in your account and playing the float, knowing for a certain period of time (a day or more) that any check you have written will not bounce, and therefore having some peace of mind for that period of time.
I just deposited $100 into my account, so I am "safe with the bank" until Monday.
The check for the rent will not clear until Friday, the day I am getting paid, so until then, I am safe with the bank.
The check for the rent will not clear until Friday, the day I am getting paid, so until then, I am safe with the bank.
by Bed time February 16, 2011